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Monika & Wayne T.
Time TravellersBranMuffins
The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for 65 years. Though they were far from rich, th...
Jeff Greene If you ever get the chance get ahold of a movie called "Defending Your Life" it a Karmic comedy that you will love! :)
Jun 24th 08:03View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jun 23rd 2008 17:58Monika & Wayne T. Thanks Jeff, will look it up.
Jun 24th 16:56
Dominique G.
HRThings You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from d...
Cheryl Baumgartner Always remember the words "Klaato Verada Nicto" They will allow you to stop rampaging robot from destrying the Earth and allow you to safely remove e...
Jun 24th 14:51
Arthur Webster The most obvious thing you learn from movies is that women scream at the least provocation - and are never seen for the rest of the film.
Jun 24th 15:36View - Promote - View all 78 comments » - Comment » - May 16th 2008 07:31Jeff Greene Seeing a 7 foot tall guy, who's wearing a goalie mask and carrying the mother of all kitchen knives, should tell you that he's not in town for the "I...
Jun 24th 16:52
Humor at UPS Arlines
UPS Airlines (United Parcel Service) Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix on...
Lisa Lomas makes you really wonder who are the smartest, lol
Jun 18th 23:04Jeff Greene LOL! :) I have a Client who works for UPS! He's been there for over 35 years, the poor b*stard will get a kick out of this! :)
Jun 19th 09:41View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jun 18th 2008 19:57
Mark Hultgren These are just too funny! Goes hand in hand with the tech support posts!
Jun 19th 20:44Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceMy 9 names
YOUR REAL NAME: Cheryl Baumgartner YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Cheizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fa...
Lisa G. Fun! I'm just taking a quick break from house work.Yuck!.rather be on APSense....lol...be back later.
Jun 18th 16:55
Wincer Song Do all of you have middle name?
Jun 19th 00:26View - Promote - View all 15 comments » - Comment » - Jun 17th 2008 17:57Cheryl Baumgartner Actually it seems that there are some here that don't have a middle name
Jun 19th 00:33Monika & Wayne T.
Time TravellersAMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE...Cheryl Baumgartner I actaully like number 6 i keep a good supply of both
Jun 15th 00:35Arthur Webster Yes, and as for number 2 - I live alone most of the time so I suppose I should be moaning at my wife, when she visits, about leaving the seat down. ...
Jun 15th 06:12View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jun 14th 2008 20:47Jeff Greene Suggestion Number One is not possible, I sometimes cook for elderly folks... Danger, Will Robinson! LOL! :) Suggestion Number Two is a great way ...
Jun 17th 09:09Monika & Wayne T.
Time TravellersOnly an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman??
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One...
Jean DAndrea Ah, yes. Your typical Aussie male ! :-) Know them well.
Jun 17th 01:04
Beth Schmillen This is lovely!
Jun 17th 02:14View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jun 17th 2008 00:12Jeff Greene ROFLMAO! :)
Jun 17th 08:55Jean DAndrea
RetiredGovernment Workers
Government workers...... Don't push your authority.... Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer...Duane Chesney How fitting. It takes a bull to expose the one full of it!
Jun 4th 18:44
MasterTikitak This is the funniest joke I have read in a long time......Thanks! :) Mastertikitak
Jun 15th 23:27View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - May 31st 2008 20:49Beth Schmillen It's great to be online again and read the funny jokes here! thanks for the laughter! Beth
Jun 15th 23:58Jean DAndrea
RetiredNo Emails Today !
Sorry, but there won't be any emails today. Something has crashed on my PC and the mouse is missing ! (Please wait for the picture to ...Jeff Greene That must have been a 100 Proof mouse, Jean! :)
Jun 14th 11:41View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jun 14th 2008 00:39Jean DAndrea Whatever it was, Jeff, the kitten sure enjoyed it! :-)
Jun 14th 19:44Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantYou Know It's Gettin Really Loopy Out There When...
Professionals Keep Screwing Up Their Quotes: These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and l...Jeff Greene ROFLMAO!!! Here in Philly, this stupid purse snatcher was being pursued by the cops on foot, when he got all "Einstien", and jumped into the back ...
Jun 13th 11:02Jean DAndrea Love the one about the K-9 and the purse-snatcher. Now that's just the kind of thing that should happen more often! :-)
Jun 13th 17:02View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jun 13th 2008 05:42Jeff Greene I laugh every time I think about how a surprised K9 would react to stranger... I used to train K-9's and all I will say is, they were not amused...
Jun 13th 17:31Jean DAndrea
RetiredCakes And Ale
Cakes and Ale Here is a purported to be true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University . It seems that during an examination one ...Jean DAndrea Glad you guys liked it. And Arthur, it was only during the past few years that the law against Witchcraft Fortune Telling, etc., was repealed here in...
Jun 7th 17:12
MichaelAp Clayton Hi Jean That's given me somethimg to chuckle about today. Won't feel so bad when The Demons loose again today.
Jun 8th 18:23View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jun 6th 2008 18:52
Ernie Doc Oh my that's a good one lol.
Jun 13th 10:04Dominique G.
HRThe Laws of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands be...Cheryl Baumgartner almost every one of them has been personally proven by me LOL!
Jun 11th 10:21Ernie Doc It's my first time seeing it all stated down. I always wondered about these things. Creepy, and they are true. I don't remember seeing The Law of Los...
Jun 12th 05:49View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jun 11th 2008 09:18Jeff Greene There's no more accurate way to describe How Things REALLY Work! :) Good Going, Dominique! :)
Jun 13th 05:24Dominique G.
HRTwo little boys...
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eve...Cheryl Baumgartner That just made my day! I needed a good laugh
May 27th 15:08Dominique G. I agree...I thought it was funny and cute!
May 28th 00:32View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - May 27th 2008 12:26Duane Chesney I agree. This is cute. LOL!
Jun 4th 18:37Monika & Wayne T.
Time TravellersWhy Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dia...
Jenny Stewart Love it - that is a real Laugh out Loud one! Thanks Jenny
Mar 25th 14:32Beth Schmillen I just had to read this one again! LOL *smiles*
Apr 20th 22:09View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Mar 24th 2008 23:34Duane Chesney I think that child was headed to being grounded until he is thirty. Ouch! LOL
Jun 4th 18:27Monika & Wayne T.
Time TravellersDependent on computers
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female? To find out the answer, loo...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jun 3rd 2008 18:10Duane Chesney OK. I should have seen that one coming. LOL Thanks
Jun 4th 18:18Arthur Webster
Just plain honestyI really didn't know that!
I thank my good friend Elbert Willard for this story. True or not? Do I care? In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be tran...Lisa G. I found a word origin last night..but not appropiate here..lol.
Jun 2nd 13:38
Mick R. Ye intresting Thanks
Jun 2nd 13:47View - Promote - View all 13 comments » - Comment » - Jun 1st 2008 11:22
Karl Rose I just found this one: ADDICT: slaves given to Roman soldiers for good performance in battle were known as 'addicts'. Evenyually a person who became a...
Jun 3rd 11:29Dominique G.
HRThe Magician and the Parrot
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked,...Jeff Greene In some places, Parrots are considered to be food... Polly had better watch his butt! :)
May 21st 09:28View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - May 21st 2008 07:38
Indrit Shkodra whats the point?
May 23rd 07:59Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantRich Folks Rush To Help Poor Folks During Recession!
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and ...Jeff Greene Can you even begin to imagine how bad it's got to become before the " Yokels On High " admit that we are all in a dire financial mess all around? ...
Apr 3rd 11:10
Jane F. The only way for me to get a piece of the pie is to marry some rich old man and roll over him in bed at night. Lights out sucker. PAY ME LMAO
Apr 24th 15:00View - Promote - View all 12 comments » - Comment » - Apr 1st 2008 11:07Jeff Greene You might just want to visit Sugar Daddy. Com-- There are rich dudes over there by the dozens... :)
May 21st 09:46Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantThe Sarcastic Comments Resource-- Just The Thing For Those Special Moments...
Alas comes a time in your Life when you must resort to "Semi- Non-Violence" to protect your space, your cool or even your Martini budget......Jeff Greene Never miss a moment of FUNNY! :)
May 17th 12:13Lisa G. LoL. Thanks for the laughs. Great way to end my online session for today. Laundry and gardening are calling my name. Got a funny for that? lol. Se...
May 17th 14:14View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Apr 29th 2008 10:25Jeff Greene I figured that you would get a kick out that, Lisa! :) Have fun in the garden... Typical Taurus... LOL! :)
May 17th 14:47
Generosity of a Homeless ManView - Promote - Comment - May 17th 2008 11:25
I used to work at a warehouse that was down the street from a homeless shelter. It was right next door to a little gas station where they made break...Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantA Little Psychic Humour Plus A Free Tarot Reading... Recession Be Danged! :)
You Know You Need A New Psychic When... 1. He/She Insists that your astrological sign is "The Armadillo." 2. His idea of an "out of body expe...Cheryl Baumgartner I think I will go into the fortune telling business too. I think I could be just as accurate as most of the seers out there!
May 15th 12:04Jeff Greene I have all of the tools you will need. Cheryl... Plus with all the job opportunities available fortune tellers at CNN and Faux News, you'll be sw...
May 15th 12:29View - Promote - View all 8 comments » - Comment » - Apr 30th 2008 10:56Jeff Greene The Tarot Changes DAILY.... Today's card reading absolutely rocks for us business folk! :)
May 17th 10:41
