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		<title>Take a break !! APSense Post a good Joke !! Share a Laugh !! Smile for awhile !! | APSense Group Updates</title> 
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 15:53:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Family Guy - It's A Giraffe</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/39800.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 14:45:41 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Andre Hartman</creator>
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			<title>A Woman will always get the job done!</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/39757.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 05:34:00 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>42</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position ? two men and one woman.&nbsp;

For the final test, the CIA agents took on...  ]]> 
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			<title>Ms Swan at Starbucks (the video is below the ad)</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/39652.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:02:56 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Andre Hartman</creator>
			<hits>76</hits>
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			<title>I thought this one showed just how well we ladies can follow directions!</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/39143.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 05:22:17 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>52</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists
for the CIA assasin position ? two men and one woman.&nbsp;



For the final test,
the CIA agents ...  ]]> 
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			<title>This is one smart dog!</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/38394.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:30:42 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>76</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A wealthy man decided to go
on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company.



One day the dog starts chasing butterflies
and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, w...  ]]> 
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			<title>Kermit Jagger</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/37153.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:51:50 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Ian Begg</creator>
			<hits>85</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A frog walks into a bank and approaches a teller.



"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



 Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says 
his...  ]]> 
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			<title>If you look like your passport photo....</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/34577.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:25:49 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beth Schmillen</creator>
			<hits>176</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ Dee from over at the House of Max forum posted these funnies!

"These are a few quotes from a book called
"Laughter Is An Instant Vacation". 
Hope they make your day.


If you look like your pa...  ]]> 
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			<title>The Priest</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/34487.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:01:33 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beth Schmillen</creator>
			<hits>196</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,&nbsp;
  and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
  
      
  The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
  
      
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			<title>The power of Branding</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/34397.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:34:16 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Ben Ferm</creator>
			<hits>223</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ I was surfing around, killing some time, when I stumbled over this one. Simply had to share it with you:


Marketing
Explained
  You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room....  ]]> 
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			<title>Social Security</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/34248.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:17:44 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beth Schmillen</creator>
			<hits>196</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ Social Security
      
      A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
    Social Security.
    
    The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
...  ]]> 
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			<title>Merry Christmas from Down Under.</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33796.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:20:17 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Monika &amp; Wayne T.</creator>
			<hits>202</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ This is great!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Just click on your favorite song, and enjoy the season.&nbsp;Merry Christmas! 
  


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			<title>Let's start the holiday season off right.</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33628.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:26:13 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>208</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ If you're easily offended don't watch, The cow's "bells" slipped south!

Drunken Sing Christmas Bull | Funny Jokes at JibJab  ]]> 
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			<title>The Italian Confession...</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33616.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:01:18 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Monika &amp; Wayne T.</creator>
			<hits>221</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ The Italian Confession...


  
    
      
        
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              An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Naples, Italy, went to the local...  ]]> 
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			<title>21 Economic Models explained with Cows - 2008 update</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33613.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:50:15 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Monika &amp; Wayne T.</creator>
			<hits>310</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
      You give one to your neighbor. 
      
      COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows.
      The State takes both and gives you some milk.
      
      FASCISM
    Y...  ]]> 
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			<title>Fishing Tale</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33579.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:38:26 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Monika &amp; Wayne T.</creator>
			<hits>160</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ &nbsp;


  
    
      
        
            
              
                
                  
                    
                      
                            
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			<title>Head of Household</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33578.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:28:33 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Monika &amp; Wayne T.</creator>
			<hits>244</hits>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
        appeared and said, 'I want the men to make two lines.
        
        &nbsp; &nbsp; One line for the m...  ]]> 
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			<title>The full length &quot;Citroen&quot; dance</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33540.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:15:27 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>158</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ This is the full length dance used for the&nbsp; Dancing Transformer Citroen commercial.  I love the Transformer costumes


And here is the actual ad with the dancing Transformer  ]]> 
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			<title>Ever wondered what Optimus prime or the other Autobots would look like having a seizure?</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33513.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:31:15 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Cheryl Baumgartner(CITRMS)</creator>
			<hits>191</hits>
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			<title>THEY  WALK  AMONG  US!</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33216.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:32:14 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Las R.</creator>
			<hits>158</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'.
'They're already buy...  ]]> 
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			<title>KidsAreQuick</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/33215.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:22:27 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Las R.</creator>
			<hits>158</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ _____________________________________________________
 

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLA...  ]]> 
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