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- All Is Fair In Business
All Is Fair In Business A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sig...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - May 17th 2008 07:20Cheryl Baumgartner Smart guy!
May 17th 08:44 - Hello boss? I can't come to work today...View - Promote - Comment - May 17th 2008 07:33
Hello boss? I can't come to work today... If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clea... Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Yes, You Might Be A REDNECK JEDI If.... Plus Lord Vader On The Job! :)
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bu...Jeff Greene I just got an image of a group of Storm Troopers who have all got a case of "Cable TV Dude" syndrome... You know, where the toolbelt weighs down ...
May 13th 13:20Cheryl Baumgartner Alright now this is just too much. It seems Darth Vader has attacked the founding members of the Church of Jediism! http://ap.google.com/article/ALeq...
May 13th 21:57View - Promote - View all 9 comments » - Comment » - May 6th 2008 10:39Jeff Greene ROFLMAO!!! Good Going, Cheryl! :) There are some folks who should NEVER, EVER drink anything that has alcohol in it... How that dude could dri...
May 14th 06:10Dominique G. HR
A couple small laughs...View - Promote - Comment - May 12th 2008 12:23
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun ma...- Guy's, Be Careful What You Pray For
I got this ha ha from my sister-in-law. I don't think I will do what this guy did. :-) Enjoy! A man was sick and tired of going to work ...Cheryl Baumgartner Haha. Thats what Icall a learning experience!
May 11th 21:05Karl Rose hehehe..........I know I have prayed for some prety DUMB things before and REGRETTED it. THANKFULLY not as severe as this poor guy. and YES protection...
May 11th 21:52View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - May 11th 2008 17:41Arthur Webster I don't know about the getting pregnant part but is this telling me I need not have done all those other things? If so....... bummer!
May 12th 01:04 Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
The Curious Nun, Plus A Blonde Moment From The Animal Kingdom! :)
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a whil...Lisa G. Ha..ha.. That's really funny! Made me laugh!! :-) Hope I can remember it long enough to tell it. That's soooo cute!! Wow, the you tube clip....
May 7th 19:55View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - May 7th 2008 19:37Jeff Greene We guys have a feature that from time to time seems to have a mind of it's own... Let's just say that there are two nuns who will never forget meetin...
May 8th 08:06- A Tough Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at a...Cheryl Baumgartner Good one.
May 5th 22:13Jean DAndrea OUCH, if he didn't have the cast ! :-)
May 5th 23:09View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - May 5th 2008 08:54Jeff Greene Teachers need all the armor they can get... Preferably "Storm Trooper" strength in this town! :)
May 6th 10:09 Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Research for my new "fitness routine!
Just kidding but some of this does look like fun even if it is embarrassing! Remember..... Don't get eliminated!Jeff Greene Ouch! Dammit that's gotta hurt! :) Good going , "Machine Gun" Cheryl! :)
May 3rd 15:40Arthur Webster Hi, Cheryl, It seems you get short changed with this show. It runs every Sunday in Andalucia for up to two and a half hours and is called 'Yellow H...
May 4th 10:17View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - May 2nd 2008 22:14Cheryl Baumgartner Arthur, We do get the short end of the stick here. Another of my favorites is the spinning logs. It is a fun show and it's just hilarious to see wha...
May 4th 10:35- Retirement Does Not Have To Be Boring.
Either the man in this story has a wonderfully great warped sense of humor, needs a constructive hobby, or needs to come out of retirement. You ...Arthur Webster Hi, Cheryl, Oops! I didn't realise you had to be retired to do those things. My best practical joke (or whatever you want to call it) was when I...
May 2nd 09:14Duane Chesney Old Coot, I would have loved to have been there to see the look of the staff's faces at that one! LOL!
May 2nd 09:28View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - May 2nd 2008 08:32Cheryl Baumgartner You don't Arthur but I can bet it beats sitting in the rocker on the front porch!
May 2nd 15:15 Dominique G. HR
Men Strike Back
***NOTE: I do NOT agree with the following statements! A male friend sent me these and I thought I'd be fair and post...lol!*** Men s...Beth Schmillen this had me chuckling! and good to have a rebuttal of sorts!
May 2nd 06:39Jeff Greene Good one, Dominique... I think I'll do a "Women Strike Back" post, so that things stay balanced... BTW, I am a guy who enjoys a good " put-down" jok...
May 2nd 07:44View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - May 1st 2008 19:09Dominique G. Thanks for the 'Women Strike Back'...I agree with those more!!! LOL
May 2nd 08:04Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Laughs To Go! Inner Blonde Test, Old Virgins And The Grim Reaper...
Time to do the inner-blonde test!! Pay close attention! There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 5 minutes. DO NOT look at ...Cheryl Baumgartner This reminds me of the old grade school Do you want to take a retarded test joke!
May 1st 17:04Monika & Wayne T. Holy gwacamoli, Batman it's the grim reaper. No Robin it's my day job.
May 1st 18:20View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - May 1st 2008 10:04Jeff Greene Somehow, I think that most people won't quite "Ace" the Inner Blonde Test unless they dye their hair and study the literary works of Jessica, Paris a...
May 2nd 07:31- Think FirstView - Promote - Comment - May 2nd 2008 06:35
Think First An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lad... - Southern Grandma
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting att...Jeff Greene Sometimes, it's a good move to NEVER ask that question... :) Good One! :)
May 1st 09:36Cheryl Baumgartner LOL!
May 1st 17:07View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - May 1st 2008 07:51Monika & Wayne T. Go Granny Go!
May 1st 17:58 Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Signs Of Coffee Addiction Plus Video: Excess Energy Burn-Off For The Elderly...
You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch ...Cheryl Baumgartner And the first contestant on "So you think you can dance senior edition" is...... Granny's got some moves!
Apr 2nd 19:30Jeff Greene There's one scene in the menu after this one called Granny Raves... I recommend it highly! LOL! :)
Apr 3rd 08:17View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Apr 2nd 2008 18:52Jeff Greene OK, 32 ounces of MY COFFEE will make Granny "Go Metal" LOL! :)
May 1st 08:49- Subject: Operations
Subject: Operations \!/ (@ @) ---o0o-(_)-o0o--- _______________________________________________ A Jap...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Apr 29th 2008 21:53Jeff Greene LOL, Painfully, LOL! :) Good going, Beth! :)
Apr 30th 10:15 Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
3 Women
3 Women Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their me...Monika & Wayne T. We would think that you are right on the money Cheryl.
Apr 29th 17:19Beth Schmillen "Holy frying pan upside the head, Batman" has to be the quote of the century! didn't the old coot comment on this one? ;) wink ;)
Apr 29th 21:51View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Apr 29th 2008 00:29Cheryl Baumgartner So you liked that one huh? I was reading this and had a flashback to the old Batman shows with Adam West. Robin always came up with "Holy" quote in ...
Apr 29th 23:38Dominique G. HR
6 Truths of Life.................................
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. ...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Apr 29th 2008 10:47Arthur Webster 1 - The only safe thing to put in your ear is your elbow 2 - The law says we must like racial minorities but we can hate everybody else. 3 - Win...
Apr 29th 10:59Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Harry the Eagle
Harry the Eagle Did you know that eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the eag...Cheryl Baumgartner Nice set up there, and great punchline
Apr 29th 09:20View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Apr 29th 2008 00:20Jeff Greene Good One! :) That would make for a great ice-breaker at a boring biz meeting! :)
Apr 29th 09:49Jean DAndrea Retired
Amusing One Liners
We've all heard a few great one liners, so how about we share them here? This is one of my favourites : Don't take life too seriously - nobody...Jeff Greene It's not that I don't like children, it's just that I don't quite get the concept of having a creature in your life that you feed and raise, but lega...
Apr 29th 08:22Cheryl Baumgartner I still love that scene in the movie Predator with Jesse Ventura when he says "I ain't got time to bleed" and the other guy throws a grenade and repli...
Apr 29th 09:15View - Promote - View all 10 comments » - Comment » - Apr 27th 2008 20:36Jeff Greene Here's one of my entries in the Palm Centro Pickup Lines contest.... "Oh no!", " You've just ruined my evening! -- I was supposed to spend this $1...
Apr 29th 09:39- A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man s...Jean DAndrea I like it ! Wish I could meet a genie who'd grant a wish like that. :-)
Apr 23rd 23:37View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Apr 23rd 2008 23:20Jeff Greene BEING EXACT AND CLEAR when it comes to wishing for stuff, is a rule! :)
Apr 29th 09:30