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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."Hello? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"
Yes,"whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?"

The child whispered,
"No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,
"No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes,"
whispered the child,"a policeman".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy",
whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,"
came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter"
answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive Again, whispering, the child answered,
"The search team just landed a helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
"me."

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Kilroyinc - Jun 4 2008 18:27 Report Unrelated Comment
I think that child was headed to being grounded until he is thirty. Ouch! LOL
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BethsVentures - Apr 20 2008 22:09 Report Unrelated Comment
I just had to read this one again! LOL *smiles*
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Alas y Cia - Mar 25 2008 14:32 Report Unrelated Comment
Love it - that is a real Laugh out Loud one!

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Peaceful - Mar 25 2008 14:13 Report Unrelated Comment
Good one, Kid! :)

That family would have gotten themselves some TV time for sure! :)
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Lisa Lomas - Mar 25 2008 02:21 Report Unrelated Comment
Oh I would not want to be that child once my parents found out, lol
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