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Some Very Useful "Don'ts" If You Should Decide To Live The Criminal Life...
DON'T: Leave your name and phone number with the cute female clerk of the liquor store you just robbed. Trying to get a date and trying to get...Cheryl Baumgartner Or in the case of our phony San Antonio cop, don't pull over the real thing!
Jul 3rd 14:30Monika & Wayne T. Ah yes. Don't you just love the "Tube" ?
Jul 3rd 18:18View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jul 3rd 2008 14:24Jeff Greene There's no end to which determined Humans will try and test their "Creative Skills".... However, it just might be an excellent idea for some of t...
Jul 5th 10:48Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his pla...Cheryl Baumgartner So now we know what those carnival barkers do in the off-season LOL!
Jul 5th 08:52Not Here LOL....The title and curiousity of what the heck a sensitive man was got me here...now I know!
Jul 5th 09:37View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jul 3rd 2008 18:41Jeff Greene I gotta tell you, I think this dude probably works his game in Carnivals and Casinos all over... What a player! LOL! Which one did she ...
Jul 5th 10:32Jean DAndrea Retired
Changing Times..........
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit...Cheryl Baumgartner LOL! that's a good one
Jul 4th 08:02Monika & Wayne T. Yes these sure are modern times. :-)
Jul 5th 02:47View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jul 4th 2008 01:22Cindy Bolley I have a picture in my mind about that one Cindy
Jul 5th 08:09Jean DAndrea Retired
Ugly Old Witch
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's...Beth Schmillen this is a very inspiring story.... I should print out a hard copy to hand to any potential suitors !
Jun 17th 02:12Duane Chesney This is a good story with a great moral. Thanks
Jun 18th 19:43View - Promote - View all 9 comments » - Comment » - Jun 16th 2008 00:53Lisa Lomas Well I am off to tell my husband the answer, as he is always confused by us woman, lol.
Jul 5th 00:45Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Guy Jokes, Gal Jokes And Great Pranks... Place Liquids Away From Your Computer...
BUBBA KNOWS WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT... One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. B...Jeff Greene Mickey D's has had a whole lot of icons... It's funny that the kids still know all of them today, and we older folks seem to be forgetting them... I ...
May 29th 08:29Beth Schmillen I just had a chance to read the jokes and view the video and these are hilarious! smiles and chuckles!~
Jul 2nd 21:15View - Promote - View all 21 comments » - Comment » - May 2nd 2008 09:51Lisa Lomas Thankyou that video had me splitting my sides, I am sitting at my pc and my husband is looking at me like I am wierd, and well that makes me laugh eve...
Jul 5th 00:40Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see ...Jean DAndrea Love that punchline - didn't see it coming ! :-)
Jul 4th 16:48View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jul 4th 2008 09:55Cheryl Baumgartner I thought it was rather amusing
Jul 4th 16:55- What Kids Think About Love
When a group of 4 to 8 year-olds where asked the question, "What does love mean?", the answers were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined...Monika & Wayne T. As the saying goes: "From the mouths of babes" This has to be one of the more truer of trueisms.
Jun 25th 17:06Ernie Doc Beautiful! No worries. The way life was meant to be. Dem always put a smile pon mi face. God bless the little ones.
Jun 26th 22:58View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jun 25th 2008 08:49Carole how adorable...LOL
Jul 4th 12:53 Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
A bit of risque medical humor
A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wea...Jeff Greene Great One! Cheryl! LOL
Jul 3rd 14:13Cheryl Baumgartner I figured you would get a chuckle out of this one Jeff
Jul 3rd 14:31View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jul 2nd 2008 20:49Carole that was funny Carole
Jul 4th 12:50Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
'Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'
A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its normal size when ...Jean DAndrea Good one, guys! :-)
Jul 2nd 19:14Monika & Wayne T. Thanx, we liked it.
Jul 2nd 19:27View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jul 2nd 2008 18:10Selya Rollins Teachers are the best!
Jul 4th 08:56Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Risque Medical Humor Part 2: Don't whistle at work
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment, I had un...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jul 3rd 2008 14:33Monika & Wayne T. Tough job that!
Jul 3rd 18:20Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
The Squirrel and The Grasshopper
REST OF THE WORLD VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up s...Jean DAndrea Arthur, I'm afraid you're insulting the turnips! :-) Ain't it the truth though? This really hits home.
Jun 28th 20:50Arthur Webster My most sincere and abject apologies to the turnips. What was I thinking?
Jun 29th 10:22View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jun 26th 2008 18:35Ernie Doc We see that happening everyday don't we. I wonder about it sometimes. Life is not fair and we just have to suck it up and move on or do we? Who knows.
Jul 2nd 22:41Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Fairytale..........
One day, long, long ago....... there was a woman who did not whine, nag or complain. But this was a long time ago . . . and it was just tha...Duane Chesney And the moon is made of cheese! LOL!!
Jul 1st 14:34Cheryl Baumgartner In addition to the wondrous events of that day already listed: Uncle Sam did not shaft anyone during their audit The dead walked AND It rained c...
Jul 1st 16:34View - Promote - View all 8 comments » - Comment » - Jun 30th 2008 20:46Monika & Wayne T. Also you may recall, it was the day that the worlds political leaders joined the Deli Larma for his "Truth is Serenity' lecture in Tibet. Remember...
Jul 1st 17:42- Signs Spotted In The U. S. A.
The following are actual signs seen across the good ol' U.S.A.: At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. I...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jun 30th 2008 08:49Jeff Greene Man, If folks actually read the signs and ads before they put them up, we would never have anything to laugh about! :)
Jul 1st 14:10 - True Laws
Here are some true laws that are on the books of states and city governments. And we wonder why our state and city governments don't get anythin...Jeff Greene It's getting hard to determine just what the hell we actually have the right to do, these days! LOL! :) Good One, K ! :)
Jun 27th 12:37View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jun 27th 2008 11:00Cheryl Baumgartner In Virginia Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Arrest me since I broke this particular law regularly as a child.) There is a st...
Jun 30th 08:51 - These People Need The I'm An Idiot Sign
I received this a long time ago but it is still funny. Enjoy! Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology ...Jean DAndrea What a great lot of funny stories! :-) Yeah, but isn't it pathetic too? How do some of these people survive to adulthood.....
Jun 26th 21:49View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jun 26th 2008 20:04Ernie Doc Oh my, oh my. I can't complain about them, at least they made me smile.
Jun 26th 22:09 Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Jeff Greene Yeah, it could also turn the occasion of getting pissed off by other drivers into a happy one! :) LOL!
Jun 26th 09:04Jean DAndrea Yep, it's come to that - but I don't like beer! :-( :-)
Jun 26th 17:34View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jun 26th 2008 01:06Ernie Doc Now that is something lol. Who would want to risk driving when you can have a beer and be happy.
Jun 26th 20:09Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Tetanus Shot
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavi...Jeff Greene Good One! :)
Jun 24th 08:00Duane Chesney This is just too funny. LOL!!
Jun 25th 08:42View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jun 23rd 2008 17:09Elnora Gray This is realy funny Way you go old girl
Jun 25th 14:33- Only Great Minds Can Read This
This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. ...Selya Rollins Yes, Tchrs Rck!
Jun 25th 13:16Ernie Doc That is something I never knew or thought about, interesting study.
Jun 25th 14:16View - Promote - View all 10 comments » - Comment » - Jun 23rd 2008 01:26Elnora Gray This is awsome for I had no Idea that i would be able to read and understand the intire reading and the mind is a great tool new www.elnoragray.com
Jun 25th 14:30 - A Scuplture To Irregularity Relief
The art world is now complete. MSNBC reported on its website yesterday a spa in the Russian city of Zheleznovodsk in the Caucasus Moun...Cheryl Baumgartner All I can say is at least he went the bulb route and did not decide to do the bag. Imagine the lie we would have to tell our kids on that one!
Jun 20th 16:11Duane Chesney Peaceful, Well said. LOL!
Jun 25th 08:32View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jun 20th 2008 13:47Duane Chesney Cheryl, The bulb, I guess, is more "artistic". I never thought that enema tools could be considered an art form. Tukery baster!? Yuck LOL!
Jun 25th 08:38 Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
What's Your New Name
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up...Cheryl Baumgartner Arthur my friend, now that I think about it Crusty would have been perfect for you too. Don't ever change!
Jun 23rd 08:49Jeff Greene Greasy Gizzard Hump? I don't know what to say.... For once! :)
Jun 24th 16:27View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jun 22nd 2008 19:24Jennifer Underwood Sloopy Dippin Fanny....hahahaha!
Jun 24th 16:30