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  • Monika & Wayne T. Senior   Time Travellers

    Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Your...
    Jeff Greene   Playfully scold your dog as if he were a friend that's turned into a Werewolf... This one truly works better when you have a dog that look like a wol...
    Jul 16th 12:04
    Duane Chesney  This is good. Thanks for the HA! HA!
    Jul 16th 12:05
    Beth Schmillen  when the voice over the intercom that takes your order asks "Is that to go?" you know you're not going to get the order you placed. check the contents...
    Jul 21st 03:47
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  • Cheryl Baumgartner Professional Premium   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

    Here's a serenade for all you guys
    The Man Song And in the interest of fairness, The Woman Song
    Cheryl Baumgartner  I think so too. I think they recorded a performance and then broadcast it.
    Jul 20th 13:43
    Jennifer Underwood  I love these. I couldn't find the woman song back months ago when I found the man song. Thx for sharing Cheryl!
    Jul 20th 13:46
    Cheryl Baumgartner  They are good for a laugh!
    Jul 20th 14:13
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  • Monika & Wayne T. Senior   Time Travellers

    Warning: Australian Wines...
    Department of Health & Welfare Australia Minister for Health P.O Box 69 Canberra ACT 2600 Canberra, May 29, 2008     ...
    Cindy Bolley  I like the cure for that illness. Cindy
    Jul 19th 19:16
    MasterTikitak  This is too funnyyyyy everything should have such easy cures!!!\
    Jul 19th 19:20
    Arthur Webster  Would that be rubbing alcohol, medicinal alcohol or would beer do? Don't you just hate imprecission?
    Jul 19th 23:44
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  • Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

    News Stories That Must Be Seen! You Just Can't Make Up This Kinda Stuff....
     Mainly, when we are online most of the amusing news stories and headlines that we love to share are from text based resources... &nbs...
    Jeff Greene  Can you believe that there is a Mylot member that actually did run for President? He was a Native American with an excellent mind and point of vie...
    Jul 18th 08:57
    Arthur Webster  with an excellent mind and point of view...? Two attributes that the power mongers will ensure are lacking in whoever does get the presidency. O...
    Jul 18th 09:42
    Jean DAndrea  Quote May the saints preserve us from overt christians - lion food is all they are good for based on the current level of hypocracy. Unquote Best com...
    Jul 18th 20:43
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  • Arthur Webster Senior   Just plain honesty

    There was this Englishman and a Frenchman
    An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down ...
    Jeff Greene   Talk about a 'biting " comeback! :)
    Jul 17th 11:33
    Jean DAndrea  As Monika and Wayne said, "Touche"
    Jul 17th 18:14
    Not Here  heheheheheheh
    Jul 17th 20:16
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  • Duane Chesney Advanced   

    The Texan
    Gotta love them Texans!   So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.&n...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  See how self inflated and stupid these G-men are? ROFLMAO!
    Jul 16th 09:31
    Duane Chesney  Yea Cheryl, kind of like the one who is in that big white house in DC.
    Jul 16th 11:48
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  • Beth Schmillen Professional   

    I believe
    Birth Certificate shows that we were born    A Death Certificate shows that we died          ...
    Lisa Lomas  Well Said Beth.
    Jul 6th 19:33
    Beth Schmillen  it's a rare time when i will even use the word 'believe' but this rang true enough to post ... The Old Coot explains this a bit: "don't believe any ...
    Jul 15th 23:08
    Arthur Webster  Hi, Beth, The Old Coot sounding American? Oh. God. I hope and pray NOT! I don't think doubt can ever be qualified by knowledge. For something to...
    Jul 15th 23:28
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  • Duane Chesney Advanced   

    The Reason Why Our Justice System Is Slow
    January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who w...
    Not Here  LOL...sneak in through my window and you may find something that will cause injury....a 12 gauge in your ass! Seriously though, thats the problem w...
    Jul 15th 22:50
    Beth Schmillen  it was good to get a laugh today! and how can someone win a law suit if they spilt the drink they slipped on or tripped over their own kid? hi every...
    Jul 15th 22:59
    Arthur Webster  The saddest part of this post is that it is a spotlight on the insanity that America is exporting to the rest of the world. This has nothing at all...
    Jul 15th 23:18
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  • Duane Chesney Advanced   

    Newspaper Bloopers
    Newspaper bloopers are my favorite.  Here are some good ones. Enjoy. A man shot, stabbed; death by natural causes ruled. After 24-48...
    Lisa Lomas  My oh my and you just wonder who finds all these blunders and which like us giggle in the corner and find it amusing & funny. Yeah ppl_cheryl spell c...
    Jul 9th 16:39
    Duane Chesney  I always enjoyed the sections in my English composition classes where we had to correct the grammatical errors. The misplaced modifiers were always ...
    Jul 10th 12:48
    Penny Young  We seriously had the headline "Poo Floating Out To Sea" last week in a national newspaper. It was actually a story about Aussie tennis player Mark Ph...
    Jul 14th 20:55
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  • Cheryl Baumgartner Professional Premium   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

    He thinks he's Arnold Palmer
    Jesus Christ and Moses decide to go play a round of golf one day. They get to the course and prepare to tee off. Jesus tells Moses to tee off first....
    No longer an active member  Hi Cheryl, It has been many years since i heard someone talk about Arnold palmer. As a young boy with my first set of golf clubs back in 1960 (doesn't...
    Jul 13th 08:42
    Cheryl Baumgartner  Inaki, Arnold Palmer was one of the greats of his day, kind of like Jack Nickolaus. Even people who didn't like golf knew who the were.
    Jul 13th 09:03
    No longer an active member  Well Cheryl, now look what you have started and what memories your joke are stirring up. To take this story further. Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and...
    Jul 13th 11:36
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  • Monika & Wayne T. Senior   Time Travellers

    Kids are Quick!
    TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:     Here it is. ...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  I love the responses from Harold and Louis!
    Jul 13th 09:05
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  • Jean DAndrea Senior   Retired

    Moses and the Burglar
    A burglar broke into a house and shone his flashlight around looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echo...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  This one always makes me laugh
    Jul 12th 00:56
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  • Duane Chesney Advanced   

    Funny Signs
    Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plu...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  I should take the time to jot down these signs when I see them, some are doozies or even the business name can be funny. We have a dog poop cleaner t...
    Jul 10th 15:29
    Jean DAndrea  :-) :-)
    Jul 10th 17:30
    Duane Chesney  Cheryl, "Backyard Bomb Squad" That is just too good. LOL!
    Jul 11th 09:24
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  • Lisa Lomas Professional   

    Real advertisements 01
    Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like...
    lasiati   Hai all,my name supriyanto,i hope this grup develop advibrance,its good.You join will get $20 free to paypal,you get referal will get $3 free too.And...
    Jul 8th 07:30
    Lisa Lomas  Isnt it ironic!
    Jul 9th 16:35
    Duane Chesney  It makes you wonder what the authours of thes ads were thinking. LOL!
    Jul 10th 13:21
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  • Beth Schmillen Professional   

    Will Rogers Success Tip
    ==== Will Rogers' SUCCESS TIP =================== =========================== Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  LOL
    Jul 10th 09:20
    Jeff Greene   I miss these old Intellectual observations! LOL! Thanks for sharing them, Beth! :)
    Jul 10th 09:40
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  • Jean DAndrea Senior   Retired

    Ray.........
      Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several ...
    Monika & Wayne T.  Outstanding....one for the memory bank.
    Jul 9th 20:55
    Cheryl Baumgartner  Well now everyone knows what old Mildred was "doing"!
    Jul 9th 22:14
    Beth Schmillen  Now that is how to manage your interpersonal relationships! I have to tell this joke to a 'church lady' who is so much like that... hmmm, i hope i se...
    Jul 10th 09:09
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  • Lisa Lomas Professional   

    Emotional Extremes~~ Joke!
    The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the st...
    Lisa Lomas  Are the cowboys not extinct yet, lol
    Jul 9th 17:31
    Jeff Greene   It's truly bad when you can actually hear over the radio that a person simply doesn't have a clue as to what he is talking about.... At least most po...
    Jul 9th 18:10
    Jean DAndrea  ROFL :-)
    Jul 9th 19:20
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  • Duane Chesney Advanced   

    Poetic Justice?
    Well, the first salvoes of the legacy of the Bush Presidency have been fired.  MSNBC is reporting on its website that a group in San Fransisco ha...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  Well Dubya has done a "crappy" job!
    Jul 8th 10:47
    Jeff Greene   He'll be lucky enough to get his name to stay on anything permanently, as far as i'm cocerned... I wonder how Bush's Baked Bean sales are doing? Nobo...
    Jul 8th 11:31
    Cheryl Baumgartner  Well a waste management plant is a perfect testament to his presidency. They both mainly consist of dealing with Sugar, honey and iced tea as my mom ...
    Jul 8th 17:32
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  • Alan Santna Senior   Online Money Maker

    New Hire (If you like it, TOP IT) :D
    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven,"...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  Cute!
    Jul 7th 22:38
    lasiati   Hai all,my name supriyanto,i hope this grup develop advibrance,its good.You join will get $20 free to paypal,you get referal will get $3 free too.And...
    Jul 8th 07:54
    Duane Chesney  LOL!
    Jul 8th 17:03
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  • Monika & Wayne T. Senior   Time Travellers

    Maxine's slide down the Banister of Life
    As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written     an im...
    Cheryl Baumgartner  I like the vending machine idea!
    Jul 6th 19:10
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