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Things You Wouldn't Know Without MoviesPosted Date: 2008-05-16 07:31, Pageview: 893 |
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| And don't forget bad guys and Rambo all use "infinity" clips in their weapons since they never have to stop and reload. Police however only get regular magazine clips for their weapons. |
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| -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. My favourite - just saw "Independence Day" again on TV ! :-) |
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| And if your name is Jeff Goldblum you are the best bet for dealing with aliens AND dinosaurs! |
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| How is it, the star of the show, usually can dodge every single bullet, and then some random person peaks his head out and gets it? Seems like some of the stars can be compared to the Cyote on RoadRunner (cartoon). Always brush their self off, and get back up again. |
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| How come only one house in an entire town gets possessed by noisy, rowdy ghosts, then sinks into the ground in an explosion of blinding white light, and NOBODY else in the neighborhood even bothers to look out the window to see what the hell is going on... No busybodies in the entire town?
That would be a dream come true! LOL! :) |
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| Why is it that the man fights with the murder/monster giving up his life so the woman can run yet she just stands there and screams at the top of her lungs until the man is dead and then runs? Sorry fella, it was nice while it lasted but no reason for BOTH of us to get hacked to pieces is there? Better yet..... Why is it that everyone trips and falls over their own feet when being chased? Personally I would be quicker and more nimble than OJ running through an airport at that point. |
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| How is it possible for a 400 foot tall Monster to hide in the middle of Downtown Manhatten Island, and not be seen until it pops out to eat a few folks? |
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| Why is it that every 400 ft monster in NYC picks a well-known landmark to make it's last stand? Empire State Building, Madison Square Garden, Central Park? Even the Brooklyn Bridge? Do they have NYC tour maps on Monster Island? |
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| Of course, most of the monsters are from Japan, except for Gorgo-- who was Irish, go figure... And lots of Japanese tourists love the Big Apple! LOL! :) |
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| Why is it that every female victim in those slasher films are mainly caught "Dead" in their best underwear, and not Grannie panties and a t-shirt ? |
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| Except for those from Outer Space. They must have to tour maps on Mars too since the Cloverfield monster totally ignored DC and went after Central Park, or maybe he just the oddball since all of the rest of them automatically target Washington. By the way it's nice to know that the nails on blackboard voice of Slim Whitman is just as deadly to aliens as it is to us! |
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| Of course, it's also a puzzler as to why on Earth anybody wouldn't be a little bit curious about going to the front door of their Urban townhouse, and finding a seven foot long hairy Cucumber just sitting there on the front steps minding it's own business... |
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| How about this list..... Your beloved child the Zombie won't eat your brains given half a chance. Houses with windows that look like "eyes" are safe. You get a speeding ticket in your haste to arrive at Camp Crystal Lake. The best place for teenagers to have sex is in the woods near the asylum for the "criminally insane". Men who wear red and black striped sweaters and have fingernails that look like Ginsu Knives are good baby-sitters. When you child starts spewing Pea soup and rotating her head 360 degrees, it's just a phase. The best prank in the world is to convince the nerdiest girl in your senior class that she is the prom queen then dump a bucket of blood on her. When your crazy uncle leaves you a mechanized glass house, it's cool. |
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| Oh and it's perfectly normal for a huge Rottweiler to stray into your house, the very day you bring your newborn son, Damien, home from the hospital! :) |
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| LOL! And don't worry about Damien's 666 birthmark either! |
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| The best way to avoid getting 'Dead" in a horror movie is:
1. Not to be Female and White and Nekkid 2. Not to be Female and Black and Nekkid 3. Now to be Female and Asian and Nekkid Shall I continue? LOL! :) |
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| Not to be black period, since we have the same life expectancy in a horror movie that the guys in the red shirts have in Star Trek episodes. |
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| How about being a black scientist, raising huge intelligent man-eating sharks, and expecting to survive til the end of the movie...
My bet is on the sharks, for some reason... LOL! :) |
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| Even being a scientist of any racial background, and being stupid enough to follow instructions from an Alien Species that teaches you how to combine Human DNA with theirs... All without ever mentioning the fact that you will have created a horny, blood-thirsty stickle-backed monster that breeds like a cock roach... DUH! LOL! :) |
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| Poking the monster with a stick at the end of the movie to make sure it's really dead and or poking at a meteorite which has landed and cracked open and appears to contain some gelatinous substance! |
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