Alan Santna   Online Money Maker
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try
out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The
sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right."
He says, "OK, what two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he
had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed
Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So,
the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was very
excited. "It went great!", she says. "First day on the job and I'm
already working on a murder case!"
Jul 7th 2008 20:41