The Texan
by Duane Chesney
Duane Chesney
Gotta love them Texans!
So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at
a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher,
I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.. See this card? This card means
I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land.
No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do
you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep
running for his life. And close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull
is gaining with every step.
The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your card! Show him your card!"
Jul 16th 2008 08:38
Gotta love them Texans!
So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at
a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher,
I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.. See this card? This card means
I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land.
No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do
you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep
running for his life. And close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull
is gaining with every step.
The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your card! Show him your card!"
Jul 16th 2008 08:38
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Comments
Duane Chesney
Yea Cheryl, kind of like the one who is in that big white house in DC. Jul 16th 2008 11:48 |
See how self inflated and stupid these G-men are? ROFLMAO!
Jul 16th 2008 09:31