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A bit of risque medical humor

A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.


It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled
for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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caroleand2daughters - Jul 4 2008 12:50 Report Unrelated Comment
that was funny

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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 3 2008 14:31 Report Unrelated Comment
I figured you would get a chuckle out of this one Jeff
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Peaceful - Jul 3 2008 14:13 Report Unrelated Comment
Great One! Cheryl! LOL
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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 2 2008 21:28 Report Unrelated Comment
I thought it was rather funny myself!
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BethsVentures - Jul 2 2008 21:06 Report Unrelated Comment
that is cute! lol... smiles etc
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Monika & Wayne - Jul 2 2008 21:06 Report Unrelated Comment
Ah...if only we had some lawn to mow? ©¿©
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snakesmum - Jul 2 2008 20:56 Report Unrelated Comment
:-) :-)


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