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How to succeed in business
To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your ...
Jenny Stewart Brilliant. Would love to comment - but have to go to a meeting!
Dec 24th 12:59View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Dec 23rd 2007 06:27
Cheryl Baumgartner I think I was just IN this meeting.
Dec 24th 13:05- A Really Bad Day
So, there's this guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink... staring into the glass... deep in thought He stays like that for half-...
MasterTikitak Great joke...unfortunately, we all have bad days where nothing goes right; hopefully, not bad enough to push us over the edge. Sense of humor is defin...
Dec 22nd 15:00
Susan coils Liked this one. One man's poison...
Dec 23rd 11:20View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Dec 22nd 2007 08:14
jeszica That poor man deserves another break. After a series of unfortunate events, someone has to take the last fall.
Dec 24th 05:59 
Jennifer Underwood
PromoterThe Viruses to watch out for!
Computer Viruses The following information is from credible intelligence sources on the latest viruses sweeping across our nation's info...Cheryl Baumgartner Let's not forget the Katherine Harris Virus-Acts as a catalyst for the George Bush virus by blocking minor files within computer which would conflict ...
Dec 23rd 21:25Jennifer Underwood LMAO! YES....Let's not forget that one!!!! Great one Cheryl!
Dec 23rd 21:26View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Dec 23rd 2007 20:47Cheryl Baumgartner I thought you'd like that one!
Dec 23rd 22:30- Are You a Professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. Th...
Beth Schmillen I was laughing so much I didn't think to answer.... but they left me totally blank as to what the answer could possibly be... so NO... I did not get a...
Dec 23rd 18:36
Eric Smith I only got 4 wrong... :o)
Dec 23rd 21:29View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Dec 23rd 2007 06:20Jennifer Underwood I do remember thinking the first time I saw it ...for the #1 answer....cut a hole in top. Lol...so would that be considered as 'thinking out of the b...
Dec 23rd 21:32 - I'm the Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: ...
Tina Gsi lol you r the boss ' then donor 7 points to me lol ! just joking hehehe
Dec 23rd 08:58Jenny Stewart TOPPED! Are you sure you are the guy who wanted serious titles on the ApSense Homepage???
Dec 23rd 09:47View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 23rd 2007 06:47
Gerry P. I like "the boss" story very much. It gave a good lift in my spirit this midnight of December 23. Most men I know--in my home country (Philippines) a...
Dec 23rd 10:13 Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceA few earth shattering questions we need the answers to.
Forget about the meaning of life, there are some truly earth shattering questions we need the answers to. So for your philosophical edification ...Cheryl Baumgartner I remember the old Black and white brand. It made it real easy to shop for other people. I remember we were having a cookout and ran out of beer. S...
Dec 22nd 15:48Jenny Stewart Steve!! Speak for yourself! LOL It's Christmas - and goodwill to all men (and women of course)
Dec 22nd 15:49View - Promote - View all 25 comments » - Comment » - Dec 21st 2007 08:56Tina Gsi OMG.. lol >> "not for oral use". Hehehe whts that mean of ?? young people like sure thing tht is 'pleasure act' isn't ? lol
Dec 23rd 03:43Jennifer Underwood
PromoterHOLY COW....SOMEONE HELP ME I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!
OK YA'LL....IF YOU GUYS DON'T GO HERE...... I AM DYING LAUGHING...I WISH I COULD GET THE WHOLE FAMILY IN HERE.... RONNIE IS GOING TO...Jennifer Underwood If this isn't humility...I don't know what is... LMAO....I have a whole family ready to kill me.... But all I can do is laugh till I am blue in the FA...
Dec 21st 00:56Jennifer Underwood obviously...sum real Holiday and Laughter cheer...only goes so far....LMAO
Dec 21st 01:08View - Promote - View all 9 comments » - Comment » - Dec 20th 2007 21:50Jennifer Underwood k....GUESS I just put my whole family on the line..... LMAO...and we are all dying laughing.... Merry xmas to you all!
Dec 21st 01:24Jennifer Underwood
PromoterWhy Parents Drink!!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, ...Jennifer Underwood I am still scared of my dad... lol Kids need and have to be scared of their parents...but also love and respect them. Today...PARENTS ARE A JOKE TO...
Dec 20th 01:30Eric Smith Nice to see your Photo as your Avatar Jeunelle. Very Professional!
Dec 20th 04:45View - Promote - View all 21 comments » - Comment » - Dec 19th 2007 18:11
Jane F. I hope I don't have to start singing more Calypso's.
Dec 20th 18:41Jennifer Underwood
PromoterIdiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large...
Jeff Greene How about the idiot that drove his car right into one of those 'Vision Center" stores? Yes folks, we are surrounded! Dang, why me????
Dec 20th 15:26Cheryl Baumgartner Oh lord you had to bring up the idiots behind the wheel. Some of the accidents worked in the county I worked for included: A drunk who thought he co...
Dec 20th 15:51View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Dec 20th 2007 14:51Cheryl Baumgartner Cheryl for saying passenger sidewalk when it should have read pedestrian LOL!
Dec 20th 15:55- Life in 2008
Life in 2008! &n...Cheryl Baumgartner LOL!
Dec 20th 09:45Eric Smith Good One!
Dec 20th 14:10View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 20th 2007 09:28Jennifer Underwood So true! LOL...thanks Beth!
Dec 20th 14:12 Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceThis is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to her i...
Cindy Bolley We are in the vending business. So junk food is the name of the game for us. When asked if we can put healthy products in are machines we gladly...
Dec 9th 09:51Cheryl Baumgartner Junk food is a food group LOL! We all need to have or recommended daily allowance or we get down right ugly!
Dec 9th 09:54View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Dec 9th 2007 08:55Beth Schmillen That's the cutest and best reason I've heard for junk foods - like San (Hi San) said and Cindy (Hi Cindy) ...LOL... Chuckles... and you had to go and...
Dec 20th 09:42
Ben Ferm
ManagerLanguage Difficulties
True marketing errors Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way. ...Beth Schmillen Thes are all the funniest I've ever read! (LOL ROTF)
Dec 18th 13:39
Lisa G. Lol. Nice blog. I know of another word, it's in Farsi, but it would not be appropriate to say, but I've seen it in a brand name of clothing..lol. W...
Dec 18th 14:55View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Dec 17th 2007 04:08
Rebecca Beasley I'm definitely sending this one to my daughter who is sort of a languistic specialist. I know she'll enjoy it. Becky
Dec 19th 10:13- Researchers determine the temperature feels like what?
The temperature here in town in now 33 degrees farenheit but "feels like" 27 degrees according to a toolbar on my browser! There's no wind. It's overc...Cheryl Baumgartner I don't know how they get people to tell them what the temperature feels like. I mean basically people have a built in thermostat that reads five di...
Dec 18th 14:13View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Dec 18th 2007 13:18Jeff Greene Precisely the reason that I stopped listening to TV news and Weather... I get better results just by sticking my head out the front door! LOL! Sci...
Dec 18th 14:18 - Humor in typo in article about Fiber and Diet
Nutrition Facts - Diet And Nutrition - Free Diet PlansHuman provides no calories, as it cannot be digested by humans. Why is it so important then? Fib...Jeff Greene Well, I'm sure that sitting around and "Chewing The Fat" as it were, certainly can't be as healthy as it once was.... Wait till Jeunelle sees this on...
Dec 18th 09:49Cheryl Baumgartner I'm going to leave this one alone
Dec 18th 09:51View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Dec 18th 2007 09:04Jeff Greene The fact that I am "Foodie" precludes me from ignoring Items like this... I have one original story that is simply "Too Hot" for Apsense, which I am ...
Dec 18th 10:00 
Thea Westra That's really fun! Thanks Beth.
Dec 14th 07:28Cheryl Baumgartner Since the good doctor is one of my favorite authors, I love it!
Dec 14th 07:58View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 14th 2007 04:25Beth Schmillen Glad you enjoyed it Thea and Cheryl! I don't know if ole Seuss himself wrote this or not (LOL) but it is definitely in his style! Beth
Dec 14th 09:16- How to Deal with Your Bank!
I'm posting this for Hatice while she's contending with the ins and outs of how to get APSense to work with the click of her mouse.... I do rec...Jennifer Underwood Ohhhhh....I would much rather my cat dictate me...than a man DIC....ya know... lol k....going to bed now. BTW am getting married very soon...:0) ...
Dec 14th 01:38Jennifer Underwood I can sooooo see where ASSUME could take place here....back to the bank....DON'T REPORT ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 14th 01:39View - Promote - View all 10 comments » - Comment » - Dec 14th 2007 01:04Jennifer Underwood CRAP...btw...I am not the other way btw.. trying not to cuss here...but men no....-DICK TATE me.
Dec 14th 01:41 - Husband isn't Hungry
"Husband isn't Hungry" A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"...Jennifer Underwood Hatice must offer the miracle men drug...not Oh my gosh....note to self...have stun gun by your bed the older you get lmao...sorry guys....I...
Dec 14th 00:31Jennifer Underwood I am with a man 9 yrs older than me and I can't keep up with....so maybe....have 2 stun guns.....one for his ego, and the other for his......BLLLLLLLE...
Dec 14th 00:32View - Promote - View all 12 comments » - Comment » - Dec 7th 2007 21:14Jennifer Underwood Hatice must offer the miracle men drug...not Oh my gosh....note to self...have stun gun by your bed the older you get lmao...sorry guys....I...
Dec 14th 00:32 Ben Ferm
ManagerAlGorisms and stuff...
As we all know, sometimes they just pop out... During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. -...Cheryl Baumgartner These are funny. I often think you must fail an IQ test to be qualified to be a politician.
Dec 10th 15:57MasterTikitak And he made over $100 million by giving speeches this year alone? A lot of people here at Apsense have better IQ here, and, cannot make half of that? ...
Dec 10th 22:46View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 10th 2007 15:50Jennifer Underwood Can we all agree....STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES???
Dec 12th 01:41
Dominique G. Hmmm...the only thing good in my life right now is my kids, so I'd have to say I'm thankful that I have both of my kids, even though they drive me abs...
Nov 18th 09:23View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Nov 17th 2007 18:26Beth Schmillen Hi Dominique... kids are like that aren't they!???!!! Beth (smiles)
Dec 9th 09:08Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceToddler laws of possession
1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hands, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a week ago, it's mine....Jennifer Underwood With all these kids over here....everything is my daughters! Even the broccoli! 5 kids and her being the only girl and the baby!
Dec 8th 23:58Cheryl Baumgartner Wow I feel for anyone who has more than one child. You aren't a Mom, you're a referee! Could it be most internet marketers have the maturity level o...
Dec 9th 07:34View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Dec 8th 2007 22:53Cindy Bolley I don't have any kids but I have a dog just as you describe. EVERYTHING IS MINE!! Cindy
Dec 9th 08:26
