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Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Please Forgive This Reminder, But Tax Season Is Upon Us! LOL! :)
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has brea...Beth Schmillen Well peaceful.... i see you had several readers here but not even the old coot had a comment for this one! but i have to admit i'm laughing at this.....
Feb 15th 04:10View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Feb 13th 2008 12:46Jeff Greene Despite the fact that Valentine's Day and Tax Season are loaded with many humourous connotations and wonderful opportunities to exploit these subject...
Feb 15th 06:44Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Strange Laws... Head-scratchers and Laffs From The World Of Law!
1. In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus. 2. In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. ...Cheryl Baumgartner Hey I left Florida because they gave pregnant pigs constitutional rights!
Feb 13th 16:58View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Feb 13th 2008 15:53Jeff Greene That's how they illegally stuffed the voting rolls down there... Straight out of Orwell's 1984! LOL! :)
Feb 14th 10:54Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
If you can't trust your doctor......
If you can't trust your doctor who can you trust. I guess we now know why Malpractice insurance is going through the roof! PHOENIX - A surgeo...Jeff Greene There are sooooooooooooo many jokes that could "Spring" from this one, Cheryl! LOL! I think the punishment was bit stiff, though...
Feb 13th 16:36View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Dec 22nd 2007 15:19Cheryl Baumgartner Oh yes I know it. and thanks for the pun, Here I was thinking it was probably a bit "less rigid than it could have been"
Feb 13th 16:53- I may have discovered the origins of the word Viagra !!
"The statue or image of the deity, which is called 'Vigraha' (Sanskrit: 'vi'+ 'graha') means something that is devoid of the ill effects of the planet...Jeff Greene If folks would stop stressing out about not being able to "Get It Up" and start eating right, exercising and watching the appropriate Internet "Tube" ...
Feb 13th 11:38Cheryl Baumgartner Um, I think I'll just stick with the raw oysters thank you.
Feb 13th 14:24View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Feb 12th 2008 17:59Jeff Greene My FAVORITE Dish, Bluepoint Oysters and Sevruga Caviar might make for one expensive 'Pick Me Up" so to speak... LOL! :) Black Sevruga Caviar ...
Feb 13th 15:29 Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Points to ponder
- Is there another word for synonym? - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - What do you do when you see an endangered animal ...Beth Schmillen these are great ... if only i could memorize them and go on the road as a comedian! LOL
Feb 12th 13:28Arthur Webster Why do people who live in two floor houses go downstairs to get up? Why do you use the Start button to switch off your computer? (I know, it has be...
Feb 12th 17:20View - Promote - View all 16 comments » - Comment » - Jan 29th 2008 20:56Cheryl Baumgartner Keep 'em coming Arthur! LOL!
Feb 12th 17:29Ben Ferm Manager
Gazillion
I often use the word "gazillion" to describe a huge amount of something. But how much IS a gazillion? A Gazillion ...Beth Schmillen it's still a lot and a lot and a lot and a lot of zeroes!
Feb 8th 16:32Ben Ferm Actually, Arthur. My English have no discipline. You should have noticed that buy now.
Feb 8th 20:12View - Promote - View all 8 comments » - Comment » - Feb 6th 2008 01:40Arthur Webster Hi, Ben, So you learned American English LOL
Feb 9th 04:17- Widower Playing Golf
Widower Playing Golf A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the g...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 31st 2008 14:08Mark Hultgren I actually think I know a couple avid golfers like that!!!!
Jan 31st 14:59 Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Think Your Work Is Crazy? Try Some Of These Jobs! LOL!
CLOCKING ON Some of the strangest job titles in the USA: Acrobatic Rigger – sets up equipment for acrobatic troup...Cheryl Baumgartner How did you miss Odor Judger. Yes someone is actually employed to sniff armpits to see if a deodorant formula works. EWWWW!
Jan 25th 17:02Jeff Greene I have just realized that COW PUNCHERS are common in your state, Cheryl ! Certainly would boost your particular business if you could get the poo...
Jan 26th 15:26View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 25th 2008 15:08Cheryl Baumgartner I'm thinking! At the very least a pain and suffering claim LOL!
Jan 26th 15:48Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Some Great "Stand Up-Style" Opening Lines For Your Next Debut, You Crazy Cat! :)
01. Understand it was difficult for voters at the New Hampshire primary. Right up to the point of casting their votes, the winning candidate was "Unde...Jennifer Underwood I LOVE THE CAT VIDEO....now I have to read your blog. LOL!
Jan 23rd 18:36View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 23rd 2008 18:14Lisa Lomas Hello Peaceful. Good humor good company what more could I ask for, lol. That was a real giggle, thanks!!!
Jan 24th 02:13- The Boss
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman ans...jeszica Lol. That's the beauty of starting out at the bottom. You know the ins and outs of the job. Bosses stop learning once they get there.
Dec 24th 06:05Beth Schmillen this is cute!
Jan 23rd 16:39View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 22nd 2007 08:10Jeff Greene This structure in Business is why we face a monumental climb, evry time we go to venture a project that requires BIG THINKING, bosses rarely ever thi...
Jan 23rd 17:37 - The mind is a terrible thing to waste
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing wa...Jeff Greene You are right, Jenny! :) There are plently of Young Folks who absolutely display the same symptoms. Age is not really the factor that some folks b...
Jan 9th 11:24Beth Schmillen ahhh... to be married so long that what you each forget makes no mind!
Jan 11th 22:35View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 8th 2008 18:58Lisa Lomas Best not laugh, I guess, we are all heading down that track, old age eventually, lol.
Jan 23rd 16:44 Beth Schmillen I really like these confusious says... i hadn't seen this one! lmao
Jan 23rd 16:37View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 21st 2008 21:37Lisa Lomas lmao
Jan 23rd 16:38- The Three Little Pigs go to Dinner...
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a ...Cheryl Baumgartner LOL!
Jan 19th 07:37View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Jan 19th 2008 03:22Cindy Bolley And I bet he did go wee wee wee all the way home
Jan 21st 07:15 Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
$100 Prayer
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. Whe...Rae Steinbrink This is "priceless". Unfortunately, too true!
Jan 18th 16:58Jeff Greene Don't forget that the fiver is only worth about $2.50 these days... Poor kid would do much better in the EU! LOL!
Jan 18th 17:04View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jan 3rd 2008 17:38Lora Moore How Cute!!!
Jan 20th 20:51- Ominous Mask found in Childrens food!!
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/ Tony S. encountered this haunted-looking Rice Krispie! Click here for an enlargement. Fri. Jan. 11 '08...Cheryl Baumgartner This looks more like an alien to me. UFO Droppings for breakfast anyone?
Jan 18th 08:02Jill Davidson Hope he didn't eat it. Some poor sucker would pay top dollar for that on eBay.
Jan 18th 08:33View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 18th 2008 01:44Beth Schmillen Hi Jillbeth and Cheryl!! ebay... i'd not thought of that! and yes... it is alien like... no doubt the result of product tampering when the aliens abd...
Jan 19th 03:18 Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
A few funny stories about our "golden years" LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES: An elderly Floridiancalled 911 on her cell phone to ...Cheryl Baumgartner I'll have to ask my 77 year old aunt who sent it to me!
Jan 16th 13:14Beth Schmillen these all seem plausible to me!
Jan 16th 19:45View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jan 15th 2008 17:49Lisa Lomas I can see a theme here, old ladies and old men, lol Oh goodness what we have to look forward to, lol. Thanks for the laugh
Jan 18th 13:52- Rolls Royce Loan
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on busin...Dominique G. This was a good one! Thanks.
Jan 12th 09:58Jill Davidson A good example of how to stay rich!
Jan 18th 08:43View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 8th 2008 18:48Lisa Lomas ah, so thats how they get the best parking. lol.
Jan 18th 13:50 - Forgive me... it's a blonde joke !!!
She was soooooooooooooo blonde... ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ....she thought a quarterback was a refund ....she tried to put M&...Cheryl Baumgartner Too funny, I love the price check at the dollar store
Jan 16th 19:53Wendy I like the blood test one LOL Wendy
Jan 17th 21:38View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Jan 16th 2008 19:39Beth Schmillen I had to think about a couple of them and I'm definitely not blonde? LOL
Jan 18th 02:33 - Beer Contains Female Hormones !!
Beer Contains Female Hormones!!! ...Arthur Webster That was very funny BUT tragically IT IS TRUE!! Beer is virtually 100% water and the worries about the amount of oestrogen in our tap water is a re...
Jan 17th 04:43Jill Davidson My husband already does #1,2, and 7, and he's not a beer drinker.
Jan 17th 07:35View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 16th 2008 17:40Wendy Hey you couldn't fool me for a minute LOL Arthur not at all sure about the women peeing in reservoirs Sounds like yuch to me LOL My hubby has ...
Jan 17th 21:36 - Dusting - An oldie but goodie FWD !!
Dusting Remember...a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture ..' ...Cheryl Baumgartner Arthur I'm a adopting your view on dust, must easier than cleaning it every time you move
Jan 17th 06:42Jenny Stewart Wonderful article Beth. Exactly, how can you do anything with your life if you are always dusting? I make no coment about YOUR response Arthur! LO...
Jan 17th 09:16View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 16th 2008 17:56Wendy Arthur If only I could get away with your theory LOL Great article Wendy
Jan 17th 14:55