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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantUnderstanding Advertising Lingo- 101 :) And One Of My Own Classified Classics! LOL!
Here are some great cliches in advertising that probably would slip by you if their meanings hadn't been spelled out here. So from now on, you f...
Jean DAndrea CHILDPROOF - Needs a child to open it. For adults, it's impossible to open.
Jan 6th 16:23
Cheryl Baumgartner LIQUIDATION SALE- the manufacturer's suggested retail price was marked up 100% we are now going to allow you to buy it at 50% off which means you are ...
Jan 6th 19:06View - Promote - View all 9 comments » - Comment » - Jan 4th 2008 12:00Jeff Greene AFFORDABLE MAINTENANCE PLAN AVAILABLE! Means that after paying three times what the damn thing is worth in the first place, you have to shell out ...
Jan 15th 08:39Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantThe World's Most Deadly Substance!
The speaker from the Environmental Protection Agency was really on top of his game! He was extolling the virtues of protecting the Natural resources t...Jeff Greene Keep the Pineapple- Lose the cake! :) I have a craving for some Fresh Pineapple now... Thanks Beth! :) Oh, and if you mean Pineapple Upside Down ...
Jan 14th 17:36
Jenny Stewart Well then.........We're waiting...................
Jan 14th 17:42View - Promote - View all 14 comments » - Comment » - Jan 13th 2008 14:51Cheryl Baumgartner Wow Jeff, you must have attended some of the weddings in my family!
Jan 14th 18:05
Dominique G.
HR1st Grade Teacher
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and as...Jean DAndrea That last six year old certainly knows the facts of life! :-)
Jan 13th 14:50Cheryl Baumgartner This is my favorite one 24. When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way. There seems to be a lot of that these days
Jan 13th 16:00View - Promote - View all 5 comments » - Comment » - Jan 13th 2008 09:48
Beth Schmillen If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries. that's what's needed!
Jan 14th 15:39- Humorous Visual Art
This lovely art is visually humorous!Beth Schmillen Three funnier comments than the pic? lol... rofl lmao....
Jan 11th 22:31Cheryl Baumgartner Well at least we managed to stay away from the toilet humor, just barely!
Jan 12th 21:39View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Jan 10th 2008 02:02
Mike Only If this was legal and non-lethal to get some People to jump into action. Definitely a way to get them to take action. I just got a taste for some...
Jan 13th 07:09 Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantHelp Wanted! And Ads That Make You Wonder....
WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and willing to get hands dirty. ILLITERATE? Please Write To...Jeff Greene They don't get to make much money off of me... If I don't get 'em at the tables, I get 'em at the Buffet... You wouldn't believe how much food and dri...
Jan 11th 12:00Beth Schmillen That is one adorable puppy... I just hope that wasn't a COLD bottle of beer someone placed there! it seems to have the cap on still? wouldn't that ...
Jan 11th 12:30View - Promote - View all 16 comments » - Comment » - Jan 9th 2008 09:47Jeff Greene Ya know, my Gizmo loved his icy cold beer... Dogs have a way of overheating themselves, even on cool days... They will, however snuggle to get warm, ...
Jan 11th 14:42- Recovering Thinker
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one though...View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Jan 8th 2008 18:44Jeff Greene Egad! Thanks for re-inforcing my resolve to remove most regular TV from my Life forever! :)
Jan 10th 13:12 Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceSherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hour...Cheryl Baumgartner This is what you call making the simple complicated!
Jan 9th 19:48Beth Schmillen I just see this as plain old rotf lmao humor !!!
Jan 10th 02:06View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 9th 2008 14:52
Jill Davidson Good one!
Jan 10th 08:03Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantOne Way To Make Driving Less Stressful Is To Creatively Re-Interpret Traffic Signs...
Don't just sit there behind the wheel and fume! Let your creativity bring less stress to your driving experience! :) Funny VideosJeff Greene I have given up driving until I can afford a Private Road on my Estate... There's NO WAY that I'm going to risk driving my Porsche Cayenne amongst th...
Jan 9th 18:58Beth Schmillen I saw this at first as sexist... until it was just silly and well received! LOL I don't think we here in the states have such titillating traffic sig...
Jan 10th 02:26View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jan 9th 2008 10:53Jeff Greene There are trends toward more International signage and our population changes and changes-- I already see a lot of those signs above in some areas... ...
Jan 10th 07:47Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceThey walk among us!
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and...
Rae Steinbrink I said something stupid over the holidays and my brother wanted to know if I was taking "dumb" pills. Do you suppose someone has mixed up vitamins wi...
Jan 8th 13:31
MasterTikitak Hi Jenn...Your comment about giving an "odd" amount is probably why a McDonalds' located where I live has a SIGN POSTED: "Please pay in BLLS; it takes...
Jan 8th 18:04View - Promote - View all 12 comments » - Comment » - Jan 7th 2008 22:27Cheryl Baumgartner I happen to find those change dispensers on the cash register hilarious. An idiot can work for McDonalds. Change dispensers, pictures of food on the...
Jan 8th 18:28
Jennifer Underwood
PromoterWhat to do ...when you HATE your job!
When you have a I Hate My Job day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rect...
Susan coils Somehow, my job doesn't seem so bad. Maybe I will stick it out for a while longer.
Dec 21st 03:05
jeszica Lol. I don't hate my job, but the people are not so nice. I'm thinking of finding another job that pays more.
Jan 4th 07:19View - Promote - View all 10 comments » - Comment » - Dec 20th 2007 17:04Jeff Greene It just goes show you that there are jobs for even a-- holes... Keep poking around until you find a suitable fit... A Positive Attitude will help...
Jan 6th 15:38Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceGoing out of your way to avoid a speeding ticket
A policeman was sitting on the hard shoulder watching the traffic go by when a car zoomed past him doing at least 120 mph! The policeman chased him...Cheryl Baumgartner Well the speeder had proven his point by producing his license and registration!
Jan 2nd 20:15Beth Schmillen This was a spellbinding read for me... I now know what to do if I ever get pulled over... LOL .... Beth
Jan 5th 19:14View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jan 2nd 2008 06:40Jeff Greene That's at least a little bit more creative than most idiots could probably dream up! :)
Jan 6th 15:33- On the first day, God created the dog...
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I wi...Jenny Stewart Nice one Beth! LOL
Jan 4th 17:21
MichaelAp Clayton HI Beth Great story. Sounds a bit like my life. I was born in the Chinese year of the dog and I'm at the stage I sit on the front porch and bar...
Jan 5th 01:17View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jan 3rd 2008 20:05Beth Schmillen Thank you , Thank you Thank you... awe Rexie.... how could you be out on the porch barking if you're always online being a good friend ???
Jan 5th 19:05 Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantSome Very Funny Classified Ads!
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Lik...Beth Schmillen This was the funniest thing I've read in a very long time! THANKS much! Beth
Jan 3rd 20:08Jeff Greene I have fits of laughter from reading this and I'm in the advertising business! :) There are ads from professionals that are just as funny, and I...
Jan 4th 11:42View - Promote - View all 7 comments » - Comment » - Jan 3rd 2008 15:01
Orlsend Thanks for making my Day!
Jan 5th 09:10Jennifer Underwood
PromoterThe Half Wit
A man owned a small farm in Indiana . The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help an...Jennifer Underwood Maybe they are just telling us to be Network marketers....lol Your welcome, I thought it was really cute!
Jan 3rd 19:26Beth Schmillen Considering there's at least 3 new jokes posted here... as of the 3rd of January... I think everyone's recovered their sense of humor from the trials...
Jan 3rd 20:12View - Promote - View all 10 comments » - Comment » - Jan 3rd 2008 14:39Jill Davidson I know it's supposed to be a joke, but knowing some of those farmers personally, it rings true!
Jan 4th 07:51Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceHow a Smart Old Man Scores!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking f...Cheryl Baumgartner Actually the man is desperate. As long a there is a greedy woman in the world the most desperate of men has a chance....if he can afford it.
Jan 2nd 23:31Jennifer Underwood LOL Right! But here this man got even tho...have to say!
Jan 2nd 23:32View - Promote - View all 12 comments » - Comment » - Dec 27th 2007 10:34
Gerry P. There's a very close similarity between the old man's scheme and what's being done on the Internet to sell fraudulent programs. Almost everyone I know...
Jan 3rd 00:53Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceRed Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was ...Jean DAndrea Great stories, people! Keep them coming. :-)
Dec 25th 17:52Cheryl Baumgartner The Hickory Farms sampler was a tradition in my house, the one with the little cheese wedges. I haven't seen one of those for years!
Dec 25th 18:10View - Promote - View all 9 comments » - Comment » - Dec 25th 2007 09:01
Tina Gsi aha LOL ! thats funny .
Dec 27th 01:48- Snowman humor cartoons laughView - Promote - Comment - Dec 26th 2007 17:07
Snowman humor cartoons laugh Jennifer Underwood
PromoterSanta's Naughty List....SHOOOT I WOULD CRY TOO!!! LOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS Add to My Profile | More VideosCheryl Baumgartner At least one of those Santa's looked like he needed a trip BACK to the bar LOL!
Dec 25th 22:57Jennifer Underwood I noticed that one too....LMAO!
Dec 25th 22:59View - Promote - View all 3 comments » - Comment » - Dec 25th 2007 22:20Jeff Greene LOL! There's always a Town Crier in the bunch! :)
Dec 26th 13:35- What Women Dont want to find in there Stockings on Christmas Morning
The One Thing Women Don't want to find in there Stocking's on Christmas Morning is there husbandsMike As beautiful as you are lisa why would your husband need a sancha
Dec 24th 22:11
Lisa G. Lol...Why thankyou! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my Christmas EVe!!!!! BIG SMILE!!!!!!
Dec 24th 22:12View - Promote - View all 6 comments » - Comment » - Dec 24th 2007 21:21Jean DAndrea Don't think I want the sancho or sancha in my Xmas stocking, thanks! :-) One partner is enough for me.
Dec 25th 21:41 - Cats ~ quotes about Our Cats
When you learn to know my ways, my ways will be your ways, in tune with the universal principals of the fullness of living in harmony with...
Eric Smith "...I love cats - mind you.. I couldn't eat a whole one..." Col Elliott
Dec 14th 15:46View - Promote - View all 2 comments » - Comment » - Dec 14th 2007 11:56Beth Schmillen Hi Eric! I just saw that you added a quote! LOL.... I'd not heard that one before! Beth
Dec 25th 15:00
