Harry the Eagle
by Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Harry the Eagle
Did you know that eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary,
his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't
return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes
of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd
have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove
and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all
the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of
the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found
a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I
want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck
back to the nest.This time the sex was great, but all the duck
would say was.....
(scroll down)
No, the duck didn't say THAT
... Don't be SO disgusting. !
The duck said,
'I am a DRAKE ,
you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
Apr 29th 2008 00:20
Harry the Eagle
Did you know that eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary,
his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't
return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes
of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd
have to cross the feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove
and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all
the dove would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of
the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He soon found
a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the
sex was good but all the loon would say is, 'I am a LOON, I
want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck
back to the nest.This time the sex was great, but all the duck
would say was.....
(scroll down)
No, the duck didn't say THAT
... Don't be SO disgusting. !
The duck said,
'I am a DRAKE ,
you made a MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
Apr 29th 2008 00:20
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Comments
Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Good One! :) That would make for a great ice-breaker at a boring biz meeting! :) Apr 29th 2008 09:49 |
Nice set up there, and great punchline
Apr 29th 2008 09:20