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Erudite polymathHow to Handle TeenagersView - Promote - Comment - Apr 19th 2013 10:13
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and conten...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathDividing NutsView - Promote - Comment - Apr 18th 2013 11:04
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, ou...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathMarried To A Computer WifeView - Promote - Comment - Apr 15th 2013 10:24
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathTwo DoiliesView - Promote - Comment - Apr 13th 2013 09:42
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her h...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathTexas PulloverView - Promote - Comment - Apr 12th 2013 13:09
Texas Pullover Two non-Texans are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window wit...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathThe History of MedicineView - Promote - Comment - Apr 11th 2013 09:51
For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine, using as an example the treatment of that common ailment, the ear ache. 2000...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathRules Kids Won't Learn in SchoolView - Promote - Comment - Apr 10th 2013 13:51
Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who sai...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathTalking in EnglishView - Promote - Comment - Apr 9th 2013 09:20
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. And "I do," is the longest sentence.Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathBats in the BelfryView - Promote - Comment - Apr 3rd 2013 14:21
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a local diner. One said, "Since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and att...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathHow Government WorksView - Promote - Comment - Apr 1st 2013 16:56
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of an empty desert with nothing about for hundreds of miles. Congress said someo...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathWoman.....View - Promote - Comment - Mar 27th 2013 15:12
An English teacher wrote this phrase on the board and asked her students to properly punctuate it: "Woman without her man is nothing." MEN WROTE: ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathMurphy's Law - The Tech VersionView - Promote - Comment - Mar 20th 2013 14:27
* All great discoveries are made by mistake. * Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has we...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathThe Bible SalesmanView - Promote - Comment - Mar 19th 2013 09:01
A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b." "I don't ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathThe Pig With a Wooden LegView - Promote - Comment - Mar 17th 2013 09:09
A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpen...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathA Cowboy's Guide to LifeView - Promote - Comment - Mar 15th 2013 10:45
1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none. 3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first t...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathTrue Believers... O ye of little faithView - Promote - Comment - Mar 13th 2013 09:34
The two hundred member Baptist church was filled to overflowing one Sunday morning. The preacher was just getting ready to start the sermon when two m...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathWhen Three is a CrowdView - Promote - Comment - Mar 12th 2013 13:14
As her husband returned from work, the newlywed wife said "I have great news for you hon. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead o...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathUseless in the Parking LotView - Promote - Comment - Mar 11th 2013 11:42
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathAncient Tech Support1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Mar 10th 2013 10:45
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: Th...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathYou Work in Corporate America If...
- You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. - Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. - Your resum...1 Likes - View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Mar 9th 2013 15:59
Elizabeth Ratnik oh yeah, corporate hell!
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