Udo Hoffmann   Erudite polymath
Texas Pullover

Two non-Texans are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "HEY, why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license, ownership and registration ready when I walk up."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his papers back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that trooper would've tried that shit with me! I'd have showed him!"

"Well, here's your chance."
Apr 12th 2013 13:09