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Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
A Matter of perspectiveView - Promote - Comment - Sep 7th 2015 11:54
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing beca...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
The 2 scientistsView - Promote - Comment - Jul 25th 2015 10:36
2 scientists walk into a bar. 1st one says "barkeep I'll have an H2O please". 2nd one says I'll have an H2O too... he died.Isabelle Esling published author-certified teacher-
Isabelle Esling great start...i usually think about a funny episode of my llife:)
Jul 6th 10:52Udo Hoffmann But best of all is a mirror and 1 of my hats.... I have many of them and not 1 makes me look anything other than silly :Þ
Jul 7th 00:51View - Promote - View all 4 comments » - Comment » - Jul 4th 2015 14:59Isabelle Esling this is great...thanks for sharing...sometimes i think of a joke and start laughing in the street:)
Jul 7th 01:07Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
One day at the barView - Promote - Comment - Aug 8th 2014 00:47
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" ...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
The Man's RulesView - Promote - Comment - Aug 5th 2014 22:18
So it's about time we laid down some rules. These are our rules! Please note, these are all numbered "1" on purpose! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ...Elizabeth Ratnik entrepreneur
Ten trips you don't want to take12 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Jul 21st 2014 14:28
1. An acid "trip" 2. A "trip" downstairs (please have a cushion for your noggin) 3. A "trip" off the summit of Mt Everest (does anyone have a jet pa...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
You might be from Wisconsin if…View - Promote - Comment - May 9th 2014 15:08
you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned all in the same week. you have more miles on your snowblower than your car. you owe more money on yo...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
The secret to a Long Life1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Mar 10th 2014 09:50
My old doc retired so I picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. ...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
Words, What did you say?View - Promote - Comment - Mar 6th 2014 22:13
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be becaus...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
For God so loved a Blond...View - Promote - Comment - Jan 8th 2014 15:45
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business is going bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God ...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
A trio of old veterans1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Nov 14th 2013 13:02
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age ...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
How to Stay Young
1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!" 2. Keep only chee...1 Likes - View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Oct 23rd 2013 21:36Elizabeth Ratnik another trip to consider avoiding in an acid trip. You're chances of surviving a trip across the Challenger Deep and the Ring of Fire over to Hong Ko...
Nov 7th 12:39Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
The End Of Barbeque SeasonView - Promote - Comment - Oct 7th 2013 11:37
After four long months of hot and steamy weather, we are finally coming up to the end of BBQ season. Therefore it is important to review your memory o...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City NewspapersView - Promote - Comment - Sep 11th 2013 11:45
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yar...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
38 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer LabView - Promote - Comment - Sep 10th 2013 09:43
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
A Story of 3 Action StarsView - Promote - Comment - Sep 2nd 2013 00:02
So Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger decide to make a movie about classical musicians. But they all had to pick a part so S...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
Never Lie to Your Mother1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Aug 30th 2013 16:38
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his ro...Udo Hoffmann Erudite polymath
All just a matter of perspective1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Aug 25th 2013 11:05
Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have eve...