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Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathSelling a GI Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It ...1 Likes - View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Mar 7th 2013 11:50
Elizabeth Ratnik sounds like someone's selling insurance to "Vietnamers" (aka those who sign up for army/seal/navy reserves for a steady paycheck and benefits who don'...
Mar 11th 10:48Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathNoisy Neighbors1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Mar 4th 2013 18:17
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students ther...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathHealth Professionals in Heaven1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Mar 1st 2013 11:59
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them. "What did you used to do back on Earth?" ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathAt The Veterinary ClinicView - Promote - Comment - Feb 28th 2013 08:51
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's chest f...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathHow the Media Would Cover The ApocalypseView - Promote - Comment - Feb 25th 2013 10:58
USA Today: We're Dead The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share Sports Illu...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathTales From The IslandView - Promote - Comment - Feb 24th 2013 08:48
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and frantically waving his hands over his head. "Who is that...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathReasons Why The English Language Is Hard To LearnView - Promote - Comment - Feb 23rd 2013 08:13
- The bandage was wound around the wound. - The farm was used to produce produce. - The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. - We...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathBathroom PhilosophersView - Promote - Comment - Feb 22nd 2013 09:25
Bathroom Philosophers Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating lif...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathHow it all beganView - Promote - Comment - Feb 21st 2013 10:40
How it all began In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. A...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathPoints to Ponder, or "That's ME!"View - Promote - Comment - Feb 17th 2013 11:12
Points to Ponder, or "That's ME!" 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of b...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathThe Bathroom1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Feb 14th 2013 12:24
The Bathroom While the carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished scr...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathSay a Little PrayerView - Promote - Comment - Feb 13th 2013 01:17
Say a Little Prayer Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were ...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathEmbarrassing Moments with BarbaraView - Promote - Comment - Feb 11th 2013 10:21
In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign tr...Elizabeth Ratnik
entrepreneurBlonde lady in bookstore8 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Feb 11th 2013 09:44
Sales associate at bookstore: Are you looking for anything in particular? Blonde: Yes, I'm looking for a book about Tesla, I hear he invented the li...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathMom's Time OutView - Promote - Comment - Feb 10th 2013 09:06
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time. One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her. "W...Elizabeth Ratnik
entrepreneurIronic packaging label for a pack of double A batteries5 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Feb 9th 2013 18:59
8 pack Duracell Coppertops. Made in Washington DC. Batteries not included. We are politicians. We always lie through our teeth. ;)Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathOver Quota but not Out of Reach1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Feb 9th 2013 10:20
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathPhysics in AdvertisingView - Promote - Comment - Feb 8th 2013 13:34
As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on products tha...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathWhat! No E-mail?1 Likes - View - Promote - Comment - Feb 7th 2013 13:24
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, s...Udo Hoffmann
Erudite polymathBaby Wrap Analogy
Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young...1 Likes - View - Promote - View all 1 comments » - Comment » - Feb 6th 2013 18:53Elizabeth Ratnik are you really a public health nurse? Well, I guess with all the women becoming cops, I guess the hospitals need the men to take their place ;)
Feb 8th 12:38
