Udo Hoffmann   Erudite polymath
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a local diner.

One said, "Since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."

Another said, "Me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away."

The third said, "I had the same problem at first but finally got rid of mine." Amazed and curious the other 2 pastors asked "How did you manage it?" "Simple" he replied... I just baptized all of mine, and made them members of the church ... haven't seen one of them since."
Apr 3rd 2013 14:21