The Best Funny Jokes

There are lots of  funny  jokes in Hindi. Here i am sharing best pappu jokes ever.

 

Married for Thirty Years

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

 

He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

 

She asked, "What does that mean?"

 

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

 

She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"

 

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

 

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Bad News and Good News

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.

 

Dr: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

 

Patient: I guess the bad news.

 

Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry.

 

Patient: (starts crying)

 

Dr: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news.

 

Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it?

 

 

Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.

 

Patient: (cheering up) Yes?

 

Dr: You know, the one with the big breasts?

 

Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes...

 

Dr: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?

 

Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes - what about her?

 

Dr: I finally had sex with her last night.

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Promise

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.

 

"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

 

Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Selling a Bicycle

A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance.

 

"Shucks, I'd sooner spend my money on a cow," said the farmer.

 

"Ah," replied the salesman, "but think how silly you'd look riding around on a cow."

 

"Humph!" retorted the farmer. "Not near as silly as I'd look trying to milk a bicycle!"

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