Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Funny Jokes of SantaBanta in Hindi

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

 

 

Santa and Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga…

 

 

Santa Banta dirty Jokes in Hindi

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

 

 

Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyonho?

Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

 

Santa Banta Funny joke

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

 

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Chini was in hospital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

that was:- OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

 

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi language

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.

Patni:Fir?

Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.

Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA..

 

 

Santa Banta Funny videos

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

 

 

Santa Banta Hindi Funny Jokes

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,

Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

 

Dukandar Se Bola,

Yeh Naqli Hy,

7up Nahe, 6up,

1 Down Hay :p

 

 

Santa or Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi

SANTA Road par Horse ko Speed se dauda rha tha.

POLICEMAN:- Abe ruk Sale..

SANTA Horse ki Puuch{Tail} Utha k bola:- Le Sale, Number b Note kar le.

 

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