Jokes SMS for Mobile phone text messages

पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,

दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,

तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,

पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…

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People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"

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So What,

Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.

Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'

Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent

Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle

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Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

 

Pappu: Amritsar.

 

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

 

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

 

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

 

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

 

Teacher: No.

 

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

 

Teacher: No.

 

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

 

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

 

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

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What do you call a blank cow?

 

Raw steak

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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?

Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale

sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.

Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

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Pappu: I love you!

Girl: Phurrrr...

Pappu: I'll even die for you.

Girl: Phurrrr...

Pappu: I can't live without you.

Girl: Phurrrr...

Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.

Girl: Really?

Pappu: Phurrrrr...

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Source : Jokes SMS