Insult Jokes in Hindi

Human lies!,

that is normal.

lions eat grass,

that is ok.

but when a monkey

press a mobile keyboard

that s amazing!!!

hey r u still pressing..?

 

 

Boy: I want to say something to you.

Girl: What?

Boy: It’s 3 words and 8 letters.

Girl: I know. It’s I love You. But I Don’t.

Boy: No no.

Girl: Then what ?

Boy: Go To Hell.

So Don’t Be Over Smart !!!

 

 

 

Interviewer – do you have a GF ??

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Boy – no

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Interviewer – bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega...Solid Insult!!!

 

 

 

Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola.

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Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya.

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Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy

Show Karne K Liye,

Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya

Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Mai Bolne Laga.

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Fir Phone Rakne K Baad.

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Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua?

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Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun,

Baat Khatam Ho Gayi Ho Toh

Telephone Activate Kar Du?

 

 

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

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THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO .......HA HA HA...

 

 

उस आशिक का दर्द भगवान भी नही समझ

सकते...........

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.जिसकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड रिचार्ज करवाने के बाद

भी उसे फोन नही करती।

 

 

करारा जवाब

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अमीर ने गरीब से पुछा :-

"kiss" करना मेहनत का काम हैं, या मज़ा ?

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गरीब बोला :- साहब जरुर मजा ही होगा,

मेहनत होती तो आप लोग

ये काम भी हमसे ही करवाते |

 

 

Dad-Is Baar Pass Ho Ya Fail,

Bike Zarur Dilaunga.

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Son-Konsi Bike?

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Dad-Pass Hue To ‘Pulsar’ College Jaane Ke Liye.

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Fail Hue To

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‘Rajdoot’ Doodh Bechne Ke

Liye

 

 

A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend.

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A Friend Asked: "Who Is She?"

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Boy: "My Cousin"

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The Friend Smiled & Said: "Last Year She Was My

Cousin"

Source : Jokes in Hindi