Teachers Day 2015 Funny Jokes In Hindi & Funny Facebook Status

Teachers Day 2015 Funny Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi Funny Facebook Status information has been provided here. You can get amazing collection of Teachers Day New FB Status, SMS, Wishes, WhatsApp Messages, Sayings, Poems, Speech, Songs, Gift Ideas, and more. Teachers Day is dedicated to birth of Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan on 5th September.

 

 

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…

Pappu ka garam hua khoon.

gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.

Coming Soon..!!!

 

 

Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….

Bholu: Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi….

 

Teacher: show me ur mother’s sign

student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@

teacher: hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?

student: jalebi bai

 

Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they…

Bholu: Teacher Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi

Teacher: Kanah gire they or kahan lagi

Bholu: Bed Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi….

 

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.

Student: yes

Teacher: tum ek insane ho

Student: no

Teacher: tum class ki bahar jao.

Student: very good sir.

Arz kiya h Ye Exam ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,

sab apna apna naseeb hota h,

Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,

wohi Question paper me zroor hota h.

 

Teachr: Beta Batao Ki

“Fast”

“Faster”,

“Fastest”

Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?

Studnt:

“Bhaag”

“Taiz Bhaag”

“Bhaag Teri to…”

 

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M Going”

SIR- mai ja raha hu.

BOY- sir bataiye na

SIR- Mai ja raha hu

BOY- aise kaise chala jaega

Answr bata k ja

 

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?

Student: ek hi lagegi.

Teacher: keyse?

Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

 

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Source : Jokes in Hindi