Pappu Jokes

Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
Uncle: Bhai ?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
Uncle: Studies?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!

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Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
Pappu: A B C D...
Teacher: Aur Sunao??
Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?

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English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!

Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...

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Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
Uncle: Bhai ?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
Uncle: Studies?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!