Pappu Jokes in Hindi

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a :”Call recieve kyo nahi

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Ladki :”Wo main

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Wo main

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Wo main

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Wo main

Ladka :”Kya wo main,wo main lga rahi hai aage bhi toh bol

Ladki :”Wo main

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Ringtone pe naach rhi

thi. ye ladkiyan v na

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Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat principal se karne jate hai.

Class Teacher: Sir yeh Pappu ka kuch karo. Din badin bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. Ab action lene ka waqt aa gaya hai.

Principal: To bolo, kya action lu?

Teacher: Mera tabadala karva do!

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Teacher: Pappu, batao. 'Eiffel Tower' kidhar hai?

Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.

Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon...city ki. Woh 'paris' mein hai.

Pappu: Sorry sir.

Teacher: Ab batao ki 'niagara falls' kidhar hai?

Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!

Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.

Pappu: Sorry sir.

Teacher: Yeh batao ki 'statue of liberty' kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.

Pappu: Paani mein!

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Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

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Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola.

Pappu: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo”

Pappu: “Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With Due Respect I Beg To Say That I Love You Devi Ji“

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टीचर : पानी मे रहने वाले 5 जीओ के नाम बताओ.?

पप्पू : मेंडेक

टीचर : व्हेरि गुड, बाकी चार बोलो..

पप्पू : उसकी मा, उसका बाप, उसकी बेहन और

उसका भाई!!....

 

Source : Jokes in Hindi