To the man who threw out his wife's shoes ...
So you threw out your wife's shoes, making the um ... honest ... mistake of thinking they were garbage?
Now how do you tell her?
1. DO NOT say that you thought they were garbage and threw them away. Bad enough calling her precious shoes trash. Moreover ... men NEVER take out the garbage ... she will immediately suspect you of something much worse.
2. DO NOT use this as an excuse in the future for not taking out the garbage.
3. DO NOT try to replace the shoes yourself. Period. You know nothing about shoes.
4. DO be prepared to suffer. You will be reminded about this for years to come.
5. DO organise finance for a loan for at least a couple of thousand. This is going to cost you, big time!
6. DO NOT use this as an excuse in the future for not taking out the garbage. I know I said this before, but you never listen properly.
My advice, book a lovely restaurant (better make it Japanese or similar where you don't wear shoes), and let her know that you are taking her out for a very special meal. When she has almost finished dressing, say ... "Darling, I did the strangest thing today .... " and let her discover her shoe cupboard is empty. She'll kick your butt, but at least it won't hurt you so much with her feet bare.
Seriously ... good luck!
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Comments (14)
Anginetta W.9
International Marketing Consultant
I had a great laugh off this one, remembering when my dog chewed up a new pair of shoes. My husband didn't by 14 new pair because he was faultless in this one. but he did hear about it for a long time.
Sherri-Anne Myers8
Ladystrange Lingerie
Too Funny
Monika & Wayne T.7
Time Travellers
Ah if only!But i can see you are thinking outside of the box.
Good job.
Wendy7
I could use some new shoes LOL
Wanna share the some of your funds
Wendy
PS I know a great carpenter LOL
Monika & Wayne T.7
Time Travellers
There you go,eh!
A dramatic switch for the Canadian readers out there.
Penny Young8
Consultant
Okey dokey, as long as you're fair dinkum, no sweat ;-)
Monika & Wayne T.7
Time Travellers
It was an accident.Truedinks!
Penny Young8
Consultant
You burnt the house down ??!!! Man, don't get me started on that one ... lol ...
Monika & Wayne T.7
Time Travellers
I burnt the house down and we claimed the insurance.She had a ball
shopping.I'm her new Icon,even if i'm probably going to jail!Hey but it's
better than the alternative,right guys?
Wayne.
MasterTikitak6
Boy oh boy..won't you be surprised if she did the same to your ties!!??
Can I e-mail her(play the devil's advocate!LOL) ?
Penny Young8
Consultant
LOL! Good boy.
Mauro & Sylvia Savo6
Thank you for the advice, you made some great helpful points here.....lol...my wife took me shopping today. I bought her 14 pairs of shoes.....
I will not throw out her shoes again
I will not throw out her shoes again
I will not throw out her shoes again
I will not throw out her shoes again
I will not throw out her shoes again
I will not throw out her shoes again
Jean DAndrea7
Retired
Hhmmmm - well, if that happened here, I think I'd like to be taken out to buy lots more shoes. Actually, wouldn't mind a few pairs being replaced right now - it's season change, and some new ones would be great! :-)
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
I just really really think he is in a lot of trouble...or would be here in this house...lol :0)