your prescription just arrived

by Marius Wlassak Business Media Consultant

Good evening, Friends.

Just wanted you to know, your symptoms have been analyzed by our panel of Registered Fairy Godmothers, and a prescription created that should address your condition.

We took into consideration several factors, including the economy, lack of focus, and chronic shortness of funds at the end of each month.

Precautions:
The side effects of taking this prescription may be increased motivation, extra energy, and a tendency to do an uncontrollable happy dance at the end of the month. None of which are life-threatening ;-)

Please do not open this bottle until you are ready to experience a significant change in mood and financial outlook (within 5 minutes).

We hope this prescription is to your satisfaction.

No need to thank us...

You've had this "break" coming to you for a long time.

And you deserve to enjoy every ounce of it!

P.S. Fairy Mail is a bit unreliable, so we asked a gentleman named Marius to forward this prescription on for us today.