Every Once In A While... Ya Just Gotta Laugh - Part Two! :)

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses. ( Especially After Not Showering For 12 Hours, Geez!...)

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner. ( And Probably Cut A Mean Rug, Too-- When GOD Allowed It, That Is ...)

They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better. ( If I See Any Signs Of Square Boobs, I'm Calling In Godzilla!!! )

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation. ( -Particularly When It's Heavily Laced With Vodka.....)

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year. ( So Does Your Pee When it's Really, Really Cold Outside..)

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. ( I'm Not Even Going To Go There... But It's Possible That Some Folks Are Really Into raw S&L... That's Steak And Leather, Dudes...)

Armadillos can be housebroken. ( So Can Skunks, But Your Neighbors Might Not Understand This At First...)

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge. ( And The First Dodges Were Named After Ima Dodge- The Woman Who Actually Came Up With 1000 Excuses Not To Have Sex Even After Marriage-- I'd Say She Was Slightly Frigid, What Say You?)

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night. ( And A Member Of Congress Can Dig A Hole For Us In 10 Seconds Flat... With Their Mouth...)

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite. ( Judging From The Bloat And Flatulence Effects They Give, I Tend To Agree With This....)

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.  ( Rock Like An Egyptian! No Wonder The Ancients Strutted Around Like That...)

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside. ( How About One Of Those Annoying BIG WHEEL Toys, too?...)

 When you guys stop laughing please take a gander at my Rev Pages-- there's sure to be something useful for you to see while I think up something else to give you another fit of "Chuckle Cheeks "! :)