Open Letter To A Supermarket Chicken Mangler! LOL! |
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This letter is directed to the mindless woman who poked, prodded and very nearly intimately assaulted a supermarket chicken the other day... before putting it back in the bin!!!
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| I know that your Mom was a Libra, like me... Of course that's the kind of thing we will laff about forever, it's almost like we welcome the funnier side of stuff that happens to us...
Like the time I got jammed into a basement doorway by a large refrigerator that I was trying (Alone) to move for my brother... I had forgotten about his attack dogs, who waited to go ballistic on me, after they made sure that I wasn't him... I had to fight them off for 15 minutes with a broom... And then climb out of the basement window, where I was immediately nabbed by a scared cop-- With gun drawn.... This is the kind of stuff that only a Libra can laff about! :) WIN Network Seminars- Your Chance To Win!  Group Administrator
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| Well I will share my mom's true story. Since she laughed about it up until the day she passed I think she would appreciate me passing it along. I was probably about 14 years old when we bought a bushel of crabs and set about cooking them. A bushel was not that expensive at the time, somewhere around a dollar a dozen. Anyway when we arrived home it was our intention to have a few dozen for the family and sell the rest but word got out and we ended up selling all but one dozen. We cleaned up the kitchen and went to bed already planned our next trip to the seafood market. In the middle of the night my step dad and I awoke to a scream followed by a very colorful round of cursing. We got up only to find my mom holding a very large crab in her hand coming from the bathroom and headed to the kitchen. The crab had somehow escaped his fate, made his way to the bathroom and hid behind the toilet waiting for a victim. It seems Sebastian waited for her to perch on the throne in t e darkness and attacked her feet. A valiant effort on Sebastian's part but ended up with him in the pot at 3am! Talk about scaring the pee out of somebody...literally! get protected before it happens to you |
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| I have a true story called 'One Not-So- Bright Woman VS. 48 Live Crabs"... This is begging to be posted, But will have to get her daughter's permission first-- The lady passed away not so long ago... And although I loved her and her daughter very much-- She's has got to be one of the flat-out DITZIEST dames in the Afterlife! LOL! :)
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| No - not mangled - just boiled alive.
Maybe they would prefer to be mangled? At least the young hoousewives of today don't do much damage when they squeeze the tins! The Old Coot |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlqEmreqbs This is why crabs don't get mangled! Don't blame me if you laugh so hard you pee your pants! get protected before it happens to you |
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| I wanna cook up a bunch of 'em and slather them with lots of Garlic, Butter and Olive Oil... A big plate of handmade Ribbonari is gonna meet it's fate tonite as I celebrate May Day's arrival... :)
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| Live blue crab claws or any live crab claws for that matter mangle back LOL!
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| Oh and the live Blue Claw Crabs ( On sale for $5.00 a dozen!) don't recieve much mangling either! :)
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| As I walk through the Chinatown food district just about every day- I've noticed that the most lethal veggies and fruits like the chickoo and the "Veggie Hand Grenade" Ampulaya always look great... Not many people mis-handle the Live Snapping Turtles either, I wonder why? LOL! :)
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| The Durian would probably clear the entire produce dept
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