The Monkey and The Tax Woman

Monkey said thats great a link withe some one who thinks I am a god,I have always known I was special.Might meet the queen,nah theres already too many monkees there.VPS you could be my unofficial servant or Butler you could call your Blog 'The Butler said it' The monkeys away doing something to the dog I don't want To know,Yeah that would be great as he can stop monkey from beeing offensive

David, I might invite vps to respond to your monkey's blog posts, since he says monkeys are worshipped in India, it would make interesting conversations. No offense meant, vps, all in good fun. I'm serious about having you respond to David's monkey's blog posts, if you are interested, of course. You might even have your own blog, we would backlink each other. :)

Yes sorry I know that in India Monkeys are seen as sacred and can do anything they want,not going to shoot Monkey I am going to exploit him,he has been invited by Philippe to write a blog on his site,so he is busy writing a welcome speech,he is using a pen as he cant surf the Internet

David Crayton yes my friend it is a monkey business wish I could get down at Heahrow on my way to toronto but I have to shellout money for getting a visa touk to aavail of your invitation to shool monkeys at your Estate Happy there is no ban in shooting monkeys in Scotland in an estate but here in India we sorship monkeys even we have one diety called Hanuman representing that breed I feel tempted Jai Hanuman the mighty
Have a good laugh lets enjoy together loudly
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thanks for info about this site. is cool and nice too. nice works teams..

Lol This was a Funny story and Being a Goverment Deptartment I could believe it

Hahaha. It is a good idea and very well said. I would train that monkey to speak to the tax woman and do the explanation.

He keeps undoing the knot Glenn,everytime I ty him to the hook he just waits till l I am about to cast and I find I am hooked to a German Camper Van RV,monkey was asking if he can write a blog on your E-zine for all the poor animals out there like him that just have to sit around and be fedHe thought he would lessons in Business by Mr MacMonkey,or he could have a problem Page called Ask Monkey or if none of them How about Monkey Investigates The sites,I told him about Monkey Investigates the si

"Your APSense of humor". Never thought of that. Thanks, Glenn, I will use the expression with your permission. :)

Very funny David. I am glad you are getting better and still have your APSense of humor.While you are at it I heard Nessie was hungry, hint hint! That is less money than paying a local Crofter. Have a great day over in Scotland. :)

LOL David, maybe he was just trying to get a job at MailChimp's.

LOL

I already knew the story, but it's great idea to write here. Thumbs up!

I hope you never use my twins in such a negotiation, David :)

I used to have a dog when I was at school who would eat due homewrk and made me miss the bus for school as he followed me to the bus-stop and I had to take him home and when I got back I had missed the bus.I thought about it for a moment O.M.C no I still say the Monkey did it if you have anykind of proof you would say so I've got the monkey tied and Gagged in the corner,Found out he was trying to download naked Monkies Sergio-Felix problem is I don't know what sex Male or Female does anyone kno

And why shot the innocent monkey any way? The monkey was not responsible for the laziness of the taxpayer. We take innocence too lightly and lessen our chances of survival. Just think about that for a few moments.

I really can't believe this monkey was THAT clever!

It'd be hilarious to actually watch him using your keyboard on its own hahaha (I wonder what he was looking for tho?)

Thanks for sharing this David, definitely worth re-sharing! ;-)

That Monkey must be related to the dogs my friends had back when I was in school. These particular dogs wanted nothing to do with eating Dog Chow, their diet was completely comprised of eating homework due the next day!

You had me and the Monkey worried,but in Scotland you can shoot anything as long as you are on an Estate we were going to take monkey up to the Estate to be dispatched.

That is no monkey business my friends ! Monkeys abound everywhere and specifiacally in my country that is India but shooting is not allowed it gets you to Jail Lucky my friend you got tax extention
I am working this idea of yours if at all I may pressed to need an extention due to circumastnce beyond my control I shall be happy to noe what Cindy has poited out to have a full hearted laugh
All the best
After all laughing is not a Monkey busness AAHH

Thank you Tauheed for that,it was Cindy who told me to post it as it was too good not too be shared with everyone else.The only problem is when I next deal with the Tax office I better make sure my sums are right,they might have forgotten in a year,I hope.

David has shared a funny story with us. it has definitely brought a laugh on our faces. so lets Please pray for him and for his entire family, may God keep him healthy with a happy long life and enjoy every moment with his family and others. ....:)