The Legend of Spamutopia
Once upon a time there was a beautiful place called Spamutopia. (Cut me some slack-this is a fairytale after all) The people of Spamutopia led carefree lives doing only one thing, spamming each other from sun up till sun down. Families didn't share news in their emails they all shared another link, another biz-op or another scam e-mail.
Eventually the people of Spamutopia realized that spamming each other did no good so they set off to find new lands where they could send their spam messages to new people.Some of these new lands welcomed the Spamutopians and even began learning how to Spam from them. They started calling the Spamutopians 'Gooroos'. They followed the ways of the Spamutopians and became Spamutopians themselves!
One day the Spamutopians found a little place called APSenseland. They thought to themselves "What a beautiful land! We'll teach them how to spam too!" Unfortunately the Spamutopians didn't know that living In Apsenseland were the Anti-spammers, mortal enemies of Spamutopia.
They soon found out that the Anti-spammers' favorite sport was hunting Spamutopians. The Anti-spammers had powerful weapons like the delete button and the report abuse button! The Anti-Spammers even talked to each other and knew each other. When they found a Spamutopian, they let all the other Anti-spammers know so they could use their report abuse buttons too!
The Anti-spammers made life miserable for the Spamutopians. They still make life miserable for them. The Anti-spammers look for spam and report all the spam that they see. The Spamutopians learned that the people in APSenseland don't like spam, so they try to hide it now. They make comments that don't have anything to do with the post. They post pure gibberish. They post advertising without a link as comments. They even plagiarize the original post or other people's comments, but the Anti-Spammers are wise to these tricks.
Many Spamutopians go back to Spamutopian or some of the other lands where they are welcomed. Those who remain in APSenseland must renounce all ties to Spamutopia, Some even become....Anti-spammers!
An Update for all the Spamutopian out there! Bye Bye! your spam posts will no longer fly here on APSense!
An Update for all the Spamutopian out there! Bye Bye! your spam posts will no longer fly here on APSense!
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Comments (32)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Uh, Dawie, first make sure the ok members stay out of here. How long will the effect last ? I need my injection of ApSense :)
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Now, Joseph, don't tell me you have a son called Emmanuel :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
I'm thinking that a super concentrated base made of Equal parts of Durian Juice and Skunk spray is a good start!
Dawie Bezuidenhout11
Systems Engineer I.T.
Great Cheryl.
When you and Joseph get that repellant developed let me know ASAP.
I will buy a crate, and make an infiltration at SPAMUTOPIA, getting rid of the source of evil is usually the best way to win any war.
Knock them where it HURTS the most.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
We'd actually have to develop a spray that kills on contact! I used to live in a apartment and I tried Hot Shot, Raid and still ended up chasing the roaches down with a shoe. I want to kill Spam with one shot!
Joseph Botelho15
Working on one project at a time.
Yea...........she is just an above average Mary Ellen is her name...l am impressed with u getting her first name right...
so who will win tonite....???
Cheryl you want to partner up with my spray....:}
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Are you married to an average Mary ? ;)
I just realized... the hardware store... good one, Joseph :D
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Hmmmm Spam repellant? There just might be a good market for that product! Although spammers are like roaches. You smack one with a shoe and find that there's 15 more running around on the kitchen floor.
Joseph Botelho15
Working on one project at a time.
You Two are way to funny, thank god spammers keep the two of you full time thinking of how to stop them.
Can you not just like buy a bug spray at the hardware store?
Wow l am smiling, you two are good l admire that..
Just for you Phil....
average Joe....:}
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
Wonderful ! It won't help me sleep, though. It's a good thing that I just read it, it's 3pm :D
Double thumbs up !
I would promote it but for that darned new rule. Wincer, make us Partners real partners. :(
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
You know you want to go hunting Spamutopians!
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
I'm already ROFL after reading the 1st paragraph :D