Another Useless Blog Post!
Okay in honor of all the useless blogs, I am creating a 'useless' blog of my own. Or maybe not so useless after all. I think APSense could use a glossary of its own unique terms. I'm sure that some of you will recognize these.
BizOpflies-Members who jump from bizop to bizop, like barflies(Thank you EduEdu)
Blink-A link masquerading as a blog post
Blip-A One sentence blog post combined with a link
Blop- A one sentence blog post
Groundhog-A person in capable of posting anything except the same word repeatedly linke "dingdingding" or "goodgoodgood"
Litterbox comment- comment that contains nothing but a link
O.P.P. Karaoke-Copying and pasting Other People's Postings
Scrooging-Setting up a paid to task campaign and denying submissions without cause because you are too cheap to get up off the credits you owe.
Slover-Someone so enamored of spam that they refuse to delete it (Thank you Philippe)
Spamburglaring-Posting inane Spam comments in an attempt to steal credits
Spam Spew- Multiple back to back postings made by the same member on the explore blogs page
Spam turd-The contents that are contained in a Litterbox comment(Thank you bjantiques)
Spamutopia- Imaginary land like Shangri-la where spammers come from
Stink-A link masquerading as a status
Testispamonial- A Spam post masquerading as a testimonial(Thank you Warren)
TimberJordan Jerseying- Posting an article containing a random sprinkling of hyperlinks to Timberland Boots, Air Jordan Sneakers or professional sports jersey sales pages.
Tweeting from the Twilight Zone-Making inane comments that have nothing to do with the posted material
These are the ones that immediately come to mind. If theres a good one that comes to your mind just post it into the comments and I will add it to the list.
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Comments (53)
Azura Cornelius4
Funny, I love your glossary terms... lol I'm gonna start using some of those terms.
qooso3
This is great! And I for one, do not think it is useless! Very useful is a better term! Thanks for the chuckle!
Mushtaq Sayyad6
then why u need to share.. just for points ... thanks then
Sue and Shawn Kelly8
List Building Experts
I agree with much of it. I have been trying to stay positive. I think some of the"useless" blogs come from people trying to get by the requirement to fulfill Daily Mission. I felt early on that the Daily Mission is a Mini Boot camp to teach you how to use ApSense properly. To get the courage to write your first blog. To learn how to write effective Ad copy and to become a valued member of the community. These should be the goals or writing a blog.
Enamul Huque11
SEO Specialist
Wow! All these terms seem new to me. Who coined these terms? Is there any reference for these terms?
Dame Andre6
Master Chef
actually all the blogs in this APSense definitely no good, nothing that is not useful when used.
Cyn S.7
Our Food As Medicine, Health and Wellness Blogger
To Cheryl,
I wanted to point out something that maybe I need a little education on.
1. Is there a language barrier that could be the culprit here in some cases?
2. And I must add one item but this may not be exactly what you are talking about, anyhow please indulge me for a moment. Perhaps some people just don't like to write, I mean from experience I know individuals who hate writing, period. Perhaps blogging is not their forte.
For myself, I enjoy writing, however, I earning cred
Cyn S.7
Our Food As Medicine, Health and Wellness Blogger
This is a very funny post. I hope that what you suggest takes place.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
LOL! I got that one from bjantiques!
Josh Hennion10
Team Leader with S.F.I.
Lol Cheryl, i like the one about the Spam Turd
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
@Dawie keeping my fingers crossed that there will be no TimberJordan Jerseying showing up int eh comments but you never know!
Betina Y.11
Internet Marketer
Hee...Hee... :-) This is why I love ApSense. All the best information (& ApSense lingo terms too....) all in one place! Thanks for sharing!!!
Dawie Bezuidenhout11
Systems Engineer I.T.
@Cheryl, you beat me to the trigger.
Dawie Bezuidenhout11
Systems Engineer I.T.
@Lay Handy Saputra, what was being offered?
Can't agree more with you Bill, the blogging section needs some real big brooms to sweep all the crap away.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
My last comment was in reference to the last comment that was left.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
And now we have one tweeting from the Twilight Zone. Perhaps my mind is playing tricks on me but I don't think this is an opportunity or an offer! It is an observation. and so far I have seen two of my definitions appear in the flesh.
Lhd Ag14
Affiliate Marketer
This looks good. Thanks for your offer.
Betina Y.11
Internet Marketer
Hee...Hee... :-) This is why I love ApSense. All the best information (& ApSense lingo terms too....) all in one place! Thanks for sharing!!!
Bj aka Bill Brown14
Hosting and Backup Service provider
Excellent Cheryl, All we need now is for Wincer to get the admins set in place and we can start cleaning up the pig sty and putting it back to a good clean and healthy place to enable members to enjoy working here.
Ohmi Thaper5
hahahaha i think this is not useless hahahaha..........