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I thought this one showed just how well we ladies can follow directions!

by Cheryl Baumgartner Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Cheryl Baumgartner Professional Premium   Medical...
After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists
for the CIA assasin position ? two men and one woman. 



For the final test,
the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 



"We must know
that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill
her."



The first man said.
"You can?t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."



The agent replies,
"Then you?re not the right man for this job." 



The second man was
given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. 



All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I
tried, but I can?t kill my wife."



The agent replies
"You don?t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."



Finally, it was the
woman?s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. 



Shots were heard, one
shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. 



After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. 



She wiped the sweat
from her brow and said, "You guys didn?t tell me the gun was loaded with
blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Oct 16th 2010 00:22

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