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Hey! I Think It Would Be Great To Have Plugins, Buttons, And Widgets That Could Be...
by Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jeff Greene 
Online Marketing...
... installed as conveniences in your OWN LIFE! :)
For my part, I really would enjoy having these features:
1. A RESTORE BUTTON- Would allow me to re-set my Life to an earlier time. I would probably go for sometime around before DaVinci thought of building something that would allow mankind to fly. I would tell him to re-think this project because it's going to become a real b*tch to through the damn airport in future days!:)
2. An EDIT BUTTON- So that I can remove my first, and anxious, acceptance of "Low Ball" fees for my services, just because I needed the cash at the time! I am sure that many of you could see a use for this kind of feature, especially if you've ever said "Yes" when you really meant "No" to anything in Life!:)
3. A CUT AND PASTE BUTTON- Will allow me to "Cut" my shapely a$$ out of my home office and "Paste " it on a barstool in a tavern in Belgium, instantly! This is where the beer drinker's Gods and Goddesses live, and I wanna go and worship them. This would be a fine cure for the sore fingers and carpal tunnel numbness that I have come to love from working on Apsense, No?
So my brilliant and funny Apsense Family, look over the convenient features of your computer, websites and other Internet goodies and see which of those great innovations that you would like to have installed into your very own Life!:)
THINK About this carefully and have Big Fun! I can't wait to see your comments! LOL! :)
Jul 12th 2008 15:06
Online Marketing...... installed as conveniences in your OWN LIFE! :)
For my part, I really would enjoy having these features:
1. A RESTORE BUTTON- Would allow me to re-set my Life to an earlier time. I would probably go for sometime around before DaVinci thought of building something that would allow mankind to fly. I would tell him to re-think this project because it's going to become a real b*tch to through the damn airport in future days!:)
2. An EDIT BUTTON- So that I can remove my first, and anxious, acceptance of "Low Ball" fees for my services, just because I needed the cash at the time! I am sure that many of you could see a use for this kind of feature, especially if you've ever said "Yes" when you really meant "No" to anything in Life!:)
3. A CUT AND PASTE BUTTON- Will allow me to "Cut" my shapely a$$ out of my home office and "Paste " it on a barstool in a tavern in Belgium, instantly! This is where the beer drinker's Gods and Goddesses live, and I wanna go and worship them. This would be a fine cure for the sore fingers and carpal tunnel numbness that I have come to love from working on Apsense, No?
So my brilliant and funny Apsense Family, look over the convenient features of your computer, websites and other Internet goodies and see which of those great innovations that you would like to have installed into your very own Life!:)
THINK About this carefully and have Big Fun! I can't wait to see your comments! LOL! :)
Jul 12th 2008 15:06
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantThe good old DELETE KEY installation seems to be a real hit wuth the Ladies! :) Jul 12th 2008 18:33 |
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Jean DAndrea
 RetiredDefinitely the "Redo" button. There are a few instances which I'd like to go back to, and make a couple of changes........ ....... or would that change where I am today? Who knows? :-) Jul 12th 2008 20:11 |
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Wendy
An EDIT BUTTON Yup could sure use one of those LOL Seems my mouth spits things out before I can stop it and sometimes well............ I leave the rest to you my friends. At least those who sorta know me Jul 14th 2008 14:46 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantHow about an INSERT KEY.... There's a multi-function button for ya! LOL! Jul 14th 2008 19:24 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
  Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceHow about a Defrag program to get rid of all the aggravation? Jul 14th 2008 20:02 |
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Penny Young
ConsultantYOU HAVE UNUSED ITEMS ON YOUR DESKTOP (IN YOUR GARAGE, IN YOUR WARDROBE etc etc). WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO BE REMOVED? Now THAT would be heaven ! LOL. Jul 14th 2008 20:46 |
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Cindy Bolley
 HHCTB?I love the Video, The lawn mower would be great! I'd git-er-done in no time at all. Cindy Jul 15th 2008 05:10 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantCheryl, that DEFRAG BUTTON would be pure Genius! If only we could figure out a way for people to remember that they actually have one, and give them a hint as to what it does.... Penny- That application would be the WIDGET of everyone's dreams! :) Great to hear from you! :) Cindy- A LAWN MOWER program? Damn, now that's truly thinking 'Outside the box" ! :) Wendy- You could probably use a START UP IN SAFE MODE? Option Key! :) Jean- A REDO BUTTON would definitely be a popular installation, especially if one tends to enjoy a bit of wild celebration every now and again! :) Jul 15th 2008 06:50 |
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Duane Chesney
 HOME- No matter where you are you are just a click away from home. Jul 15th 2008 16:06 |
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Beth Schmillen
Cheryl's DELETE to rid one of the jackasses LOL.... REDO was mentioned but I call it REFRESH aahhhhh! a whole new moment to savor! Jul 15th 2008 23:15 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantHow about a BACKSPACE KEY? Now you'll actually be able to ride comfortably in one of those micro- cars they are building! :) Jul 16th 2008 07:34 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceAs I get older and busier I would welcome an upgrade to my "RAM". Jul 16th 2008 10:02 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantAn AUTO SAVE Feature that can help you escape those pesky Witnesses and door to door salesfolks! :) Jul 16th 2008 10:36 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceActually that's what the trash bin is for! simply place them in the bin and delete the all LOL! Jul 16th 2008 10:39 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantA WIRELESS MOUSE to keep all of the cats in the neighborhood busy, and make them stay out of my trashbins... :) Jul 17th 2008 15:31 |
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MasterTikitak
AHHHHHH finally, there is a comment box!!! They are missing on some blogs!! Cheryl.... I am putting a special request for a CURE / CURE ALL widget or option; Please make this happen... I will be forever grateful for all the ills it would get rid of in our lives and the world....please, please, please LOLLLL Jul 21st 2008 19:04 |
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantA MUTE BUTTON would come in very handy, especially if you have a Life that's being assaulted consistantly by 'Experts" and Know-It-Alls... Just go BEEP!, and all is well! :) Jul 22nd 2008 06:56 |
DELETE-I can think of a few jackasses over my lifetime I would have been better off without knowing!
Jul 12th 2008 15:23