Bj aka Bill Brown   Hosting and Backup Service...
Overheard in the bar





He: 'Haven't I seen you somewhere before?'
She: 'Yes, That's why I don't go there anymore'

He: 'Is that Stool free?'
She: 'Yes, and If you sit there then my stool will also be free.'

He: 'Back to my place or yours?'
She: 'Both, you to yours and me to mine.'

He: 'I would really like to give you a call, what's your number?'
She: 'Its in the telephone directory.'
He: 'What's your name then?'
She: 'It is just in front of my number.'

He: 'You have a body like a temple.'
She: 'But there are no services today.'

He: 'Your hair is a beautiful color.'
She: 'Thank you, second aisle right in K-Mart.'

He: 'You are a dream woman.'
She: 'Go back to sleep then.'

He: 'I would like to share everything with you.'
She: 'Great, lets start with your bank account.'

He: 'May I have the last dance with you.'
She: 'You just had it.'

He: 'Where have you been all my life.'
She: 'To look at you, I wasn't even born for the first half of it.'

He: 'What do I have to give you in order to kiss you?'
She: 'Chloroform'

He: 'And how do you like your eggs in the morning?'
She: 'Not Fertilized.'

He: 'I know what women want.'
She: 'Why don't you leave me in peace then?'

He: 'If I could see you naked I would die happy.'
She: 'Yes, but if I saw you naked, I would die laughing.'

He: 'I would go to the ends of the earth for you.'
She: 'and would you then stay there?'

He: 'I would like to give myself to you.'
She: 'Sorry, I don't accept cheap presents.'
Jan 23rd 2008 14:56