Practical Tips For Business Builders

Marketing Basics! :)

by Thea Westra Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Thea Westra Professional   Adding Wings To Our Unique...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's direct marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed" That's telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's public relations.

You keep doing all the above and one day, you're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's BRAND recognition!!
Nov 18th 2007 09:43

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Comments

Wendy Senior   
Read that before somewhere

Still it is great advice in a humorous sort of way LOL

Wendy
Nov 18th 2007 10:14   
Thea Westra Professional   Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Not really advice. It is intended as humor. Though we could do with some over the weekend! :) lol

Nov 18th 2007 10:32   
Eric Smith Senior   Online Professional
lol...

You probably remember reading it here wendy - http://www.apsense.com/article/111953.html - you were the only one to leave a comment :o)

:o)
Nov 18th 2007 14:05   
Monika & Wayne T. Senior   Time Travellers
Ok Thea,

now you have us thinking. All those parties and gorgeous girls.
Who would of thought? lol
Nov 18th 2007 15:39   
Thea Westra Professional   Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Oh dear!
Sorry Eric, I didn't realize.
I got mine sent in an email to me. Didn't know you already had it posted somewhere.

Nov 18th 2007 20:47   
Eric Smith Senior   Online Professional
Yeah, me too... i got it in an email from me mum... ;o)
Nov 19th 2007 00:23   
Jenny Stewart Professional   
Thea

This is one of the best marketing analysis that I have read in a long time.

I was so busy copy and pasting it to send to a couple people who could do with a laugh, that I completely forgot to post on your topic!

Keep em coming!

Jenny
Nov 19th 2007 18:51   
Jenny Stewart Professional   
Did remember to top it though!
Nov 19th 2007 18:52   
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