Marketing Basics! :)
by Thea Westra Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Thea Westra Adding Wings To Our Unique...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's direct marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed" That's telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's public relations.
You keep doing all the above and one day, you're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's BRAND recognition!!
Nov 18th 2007 09:43
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's direct marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed" That's telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's public relations.
You keep doing all the above and one day, you're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's BRAND recognition!!
Nov 18th 2007 09:43
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Comments
Thea Westra Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Not really advice. It is intended as humor. Though we could do with some over the weekend! :) lol Nov 18th 2007 10:32 |
Eric Smith Online Professional
lol... You probably remember reading it here wendy - http://www.apsense.com/article/111953.html - you were the only one to leave a comment :o) :o) Nov 18th 2007 14:05 |
Monika & Wayne T. Time Travellers
Ok Thea, now you have us thinking. All those parties and gorgeous girls. Who would of thought? lol Nov 18th 2007 15:39 |
Thea Westra Adding Wings To Our Unique Life Journey!
Oh dear! Sorry Eric, I didn't realize. I got mine sent in an email to me. Didn't know you already had it posted somewhere. Nov 18th 2007 20:47 |
Eric Smith Online Professional
Yeah, me too... i got it in an email from me mum... ;o) Nov 19th 2007 00:23 |
Jenny Stewart
Thea This is one of the best marketing analysis that I have read in a long time. I was so busy copy and pasting it to send to a couple people who could do with a laugh, that I completely forgot to post on your topic! Keep em coming! Jenny Nov 19th 2007 18:51 |
Read that before somewhere
Still it is great advice in a humorous sort of way LOL
Wendy
Nov 18th 2007 10:14