James Max   Blog Network Community
> Subject: BOO
>
> A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
>
> when behind him he hears:
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
> makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
> way down the middle of the street toward him.
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
> the casket bouncing quickly behind him
>
>
>
>
>
> FASTER...
>
>
>
>
>
> FASTER...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> BUMP...
>
>
>
> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
> the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
> him.
>
>
>
>
>
> However, the casket crashes through his door, with
> the lid of the casket clapping
>
>
>
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
>
>
>
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
>
>
>
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
>
>
>
> on his heels, the terrified man runs.
>
>
>
>
> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
> himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is
> reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
>
>
>
> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Bumping and clapping toward him.
>
>
>
>
>
> The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
>
>
>
>
>
> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
> casket...
>
>
>
>
> and,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The coffin stops
>
> --

The GoodNews team - See You At The Forum
goodnewsforall.com/houseofmaxforum

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
May 25th 2007 22:05