Self-pleasuring Don’ts: 4 Things to Avoid at All Costs
by John Dugan OwnerAs just about every man knows, one of the great things about a
male organ is that it’s always there – and one of the other great things about
it is that it’s almost always ready to play. So whenever a guy is excited or
bored or just in the mood for a little fun, his member is usually game for a
little self-pleasuring. (Hopefully a guy will exercise a modicum of restraint
so that too much use doesn’t result in inadequate attention to manhood care, of
course.) But over time, a guy can sometimes get a little bored with his regular
self-pleasuring routines and want to spice things up a little. Again, nothing
wrong with being adventurous, but there are some self-pleasuring activities
that it’s usually wisest to avoid.
- Keep
it to yourself. There are some situations where
openly self-gratifying in front of other people is perfectly fine – such as
when one goes to a self-pleasuring club or attends a circle jerk. But these
situations are rare, and even though public self-pleasuring may seem exciting
and may fulfill a person’s exhibitionistic streak, it’s best to refrain from
doing so unless it’s a setting where it is explicitly allowed and/or encouraged
– especially as in most cases public self-pleasuring is illegal.
- Avoid
vacuum cleaner hoses. Often when a man has a
tumescence, he really, really wants to find an object into which he can insert
it. Sometimes this is fine – a pumpkin with a hole hollowed out in it, for
example, or a sensual toy that provide the simulation of a female organ. Sometimes
it is not – as in when a guy looks at his vacuum cleaner and wonders what it
would be like to penetrate the hose – especially if the hose is turned on. Guys
who try this are asking for trouble – and a lot of pain, as the hose will at
minimum create pain and soreness. In some instances it can cause more serious
damage, so it’s best to avoid the temptation altogether.
- Don’t
use the tenderizer. Although
self-pleasuring often euphemistically is referred to as “beating off,” it would
be more accurate to say that most of the time men tend to stroke or rub their
member rather than beat it. However, sometimes men do bat the manhood around
with their hand while self-stimulating. Within bounds, this is fine – but don’t
move on to using other objects, such as a mallet or an actual meat tenderizer.
The damage that can be done to the member can be severe and lasting.
- Be
careful at work. Lots of men self-gratify at work
(and indeed some people find that they are much more productive and less
stressed if they self-stimulate at the office), so this tip isn’t saying DON’T
do it – just be careful. When indulging, make sure that the space is
appropriately safe. For instance, if a guy has his own office, he should be
absolutely certain that the door is locked. If he doesn’t have his own office,
he should be sure to use the men’s room and to make sure the stall door is
fully closed. And in either case, he needs to keep his moans and sighs down to
avoid an embarrassing situation.
If a
guy can avoid stumbling blocks like those above, self-pleasuring can be a fun
and enjoyable way to pass the time and to get in touch with his body. It’s even
better if the manhood is kept in good shape by regular application of a top
drawer male
organ health creme (health professionals recommend Man 1 Man
Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin). The
best crème will contain both L-arginine and L-carnitine. The former is an amino
acid which helps the body produce nitric oxide; this in turn keeps manhood
blood vessels open when increased blood flow is needed for tumescences. The
latter has neuroprotective properties to counteract rough use of the member
that can otherwise lead to diminishment of male organ sensation.
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