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Writing Satire can help ease stress

by Jan aka Jaz Green

Original content first published at Qassia:

Thank You Stupidvisor!

December 2004 was an unusually fuzzy year for me. My stupidvisor constantly ran off good clerics and dumped the full-time workload on my desk [again and again]; attending multiple close family members' funerals on both my and my spouses family; the death of several co-workers [several I had known over 10 years]; survived a car accident, a third atopic pregnancy; successfully attending on-line classes at Keller; the outcome of the elections and on-going digestive irritations compelled me to "throw in the towel" - I resigned from employment on December 15, 2004.

I had been an exceptional administrative supporter for 17 years in several departments at the Atlanta-Veterans Affairs Medical Center - Nursing Service, Nursing Education, Medical Supplies, Preparation and Distribution; Agent Cashier, detailed to Personnel Service [Radiology Records, Medical Services and Library Services] Engineering and Facilities Management Services; received incentive awards for at least 11 of the 17 years; my co-workers became an additional family at the Atlanta-VAMC. I am a rated disabled Veteran {since 1974] and I love helping people in general and Veterans especially. Prior to resigning, I encouraged fellow Veterans by first offering to type their resumes. I wish you could have seen the tears in several of their eyes as they viewed the final draft.

I wanted to cry too for many of the Veterans had stellar credentials; however, struggling with homelessness. Some of the Veterans looked at their personal accomplishments in comparison with the current living status and I am sure they wondered, "How did I get duped, following instructions?"

My dream is to be on the cover of a particular business magazine, I do not have a clue as to how that will come to flourishion, so for now, my dream is personal mental resting place.

Why am I thanking my former stupidvisor?

Had it not been for my stupidvisor, I would most likely be hospitalized for chronic digestive issues instead of accomplishing the following:

* stress relief from working two full time positions
* being My Own Boss
* creating a BRAND: Jaz Live Cash Culture
* creating a community: JazLive
* creating an organization: JazJets
* being one core class and three certifications close to a Master Accountant-Financial Analyst Degree
* connecting to unknown thousands, in Cyberspace

My former stupidvisor was terminated for embezzling over seven thousand dollars in April 2006, sixteen months after I resigned.

Stupidvisor, if by chance YOU get to read this, I want You to know that I forgive You and thanks for stressing me out to the point of leaving You behind. I hope You are not homeless, get back in the game by becoming a HUB publisher, I am sure You can get rich just from confessing alone.

If you follow these instructions - there are possibilities:

1. create a mask: you can use some sort of clip art instead of a picture of You
2. get a FREE email address - I give those away just like Yahoo
3. You won't have to leave the house to pay restitution, you can order Western Union from Your PC from JazJets - this page links to the Western Union site via the Western Union banner or if your account is frozen, You can establish a new one at Account Now 100% APPROVAL - located in Financial section at JazCyfe' - third item
4. GOOD LUCK!

About Jan aka Jaz Green Senior     

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Joined APSense since, May 26th, 2007, From Decatur, United States.

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