Mazedar Hindi Jokes

Sher Ka Puttar :

Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra

mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.

 

Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya

teacher bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar

 

Doctor Ki Likhai :

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo

kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate

hai..

 

Wo likhte hai:---

 

Batao na.!!

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai

meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

 

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne

ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Kya hai?

ek bar American, Pakistani,

Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.

tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek

Lambi Line Nazar aee.

 

American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.

Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.

Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building

Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K

Aur Bhi Hai..

Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I

AM GOING"?

 

Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.

 

Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur

bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke

jaa..

 

Nahi Aata:

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko

a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9

tak aty hia..

 

Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k

pathy a,b,c main  9 nahi aata.

Fir Bhi!!

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko

Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

 

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

Jor Se Bolo:

Teacher to class: A for?

 

Class: Apple

 

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

 

Class: Jai Mata Di!

Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi :

vakil Lalu se :  "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho

ke...... "

 

Lalu : "Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko

haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir

Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi

bulwa lenge...!''.

3 Din:

Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene

ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

 

Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur

Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Main Mera:

Bachha  (phone par): Madam, mera beta

aaj school nahi aaygea?

 

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?

 

Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.

Palan Poshan:

Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek

book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Bachhon

ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

 

Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

 

Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke

mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha

hai ya nahi.

 

Use Bande Ki Jeb Mai Thi:

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise

hua?

 

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche

aa gayi thi.

 

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

 

Driver Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi

jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Love:

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta

hai aur geer jata hai.

 

Girlfriend :- Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

 

Funny Boyfriend :- I'm falling in love.

 

Hole in the Umbrella:

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?

 

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

gia to?

 

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

kaise chalega.

 

Fasi Ki Khushi se:

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

jayegi.

 

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

 

Sardar (Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

baje hon!!!

 

 

{Source: Hindi Jokes}