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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..

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Branded T-Shirt hai..

Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.

Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.

eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

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Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon..?

Miss: very good.bato..

Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon..?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D

Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)

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During The Match

Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:

Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..

Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..

Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window

Se Dekha,

Socho GOLU Kya

Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy

Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…

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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,

kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,

Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:

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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof

ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!

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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:

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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!

(Allama Iqbal)

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SONU; Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU; Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki > Mai Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”

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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-

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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…

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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:

Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:

Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:

Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:

Muje Sardar bana do

Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga

Angrz:ok

Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia

Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:

A laka naswar rawra

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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera

Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko

Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me

Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna

Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra

Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen

Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

{Source: Jokes Sms}