Cool funny sayings for having fun

When you're tired or bored,read some funny quotes and your mood will change faster.Written or said by anonymous or famous people,like Mark Twain or Albert Einstein,these funny quotes and sayings will brighten your day.All are full of humor,with different  subject like life quotes,funny quotes about marriage or money,famous quotes or short funny quotes for social networks profiles,so you can choose what you want.Here are few of the best funny quotes that I found on the internet.

"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing."

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."

"You hate your job ? Why didn’t you say so ? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!"

"Do you have other funny quotes?Post them in comments and let's have fun!"