The best funny quotes

You can start the weekend smiling with funny quotes.Take a cup of coffee,sit in the front of the computer and search some funny quotes.Easy to enjoy life,isn't it?Now..what can you find?Thousands of funny quotes about almost everything:life quotes,famous quotes,funny quotes and sayings,funny quotes about marriage or computers and so on.Below are few of the best funny quotes that i have read.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!

Funny quotes about money:

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Money talk!Mine always say "Goodbye!"

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Or funny computers quotes-because we use pc so much!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

Double your disk space:DELETE Windows!

CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Please submit your favorite funny quotes in comments.Enjoy and have fun!