Bad Parrot-Thanks giving day Humor
A few days before Thanksgiving, Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.
Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.
She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.
For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:
"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."
Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.
She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.
For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:
"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."
Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Comments (15)
Supertom Mendez4
that was a good one!lol lol lol
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
I'd say Friday night for me will be Fright Night for spammers :) I will chase them
Nachivir2
LOL so funny
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
It's Friday. I have officially designated today as "Have Fun" Day! Anyone found not having fun is subject to harsh consequences.
I'll make funny faces at you!
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
ROFL the Rotweiller is a very good one too :)
Faye Owens7
Internet Marketing
This is very good for getting smiles and giggles..Enjoyed reading it thanks. :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Hey I like to share the smiles! And the giggles
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
We need to be able to give stars instead of just topping a blog, this one would get 6 out of 5 stars. Not, it's not a typo. :)
Tam Zamila10
Gov staff
laman yang baik
Philippe Moisan16
Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
ROFL can't you write boring blogs from time to time, Cheryl ? It would give us a chance to shine a little. :)
Laura Newton9
The Water Filter Lady
LOL Good One Cheryl!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
An that one brings to mind this joke it been around a while but still cracks me up:
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next bi
Laura Newton9
The Water Filter Lady
Thats funny! here's one I got from a friend yesterday. its not related to turkey's but its funny:
A hooded armed robber bursts into a Bank in Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Italian customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at h
Sean North12
Business
it should be chuckling even laughing so much I can't spell :)
Sean North12
Business
thats got me chuclking thanks for that Cheryl