Happy Mother's Day
To all the mothers, out there(including single fathers relatives and foster mom's who are doing the job) Happy Mother's day and a collection of definitions to make you smile.
Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
You can get more Mother's Day trivia, history and quotes by visiting Mother's Day Celebration
Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
You can get more Mother's Day trivia, history and quotes by visiting Mother's Day Celebration
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Comments (6)
Chin Chin6
Virtual Assistant, Article Spinner, Blogger, Write
Hi, Cheryl. Happy Mother's Day!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
@Frank Thank you on behalf of all the moms
@Darrel funny how we all knew to use caution when that came out of mom's mouth!
Darrel (MyMagic) Hoo...7
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My full name compliments my Mother Darrel Eugene Hoover get in here.
Frank McMillon9
Web Designer and Professional Consultant
Hi Cheryl, this was entertaining. Happy Mother's Day to you and all Mom's in APSense land...
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thank you Harold. There's several of those I can totally relate to "Feedback" and "Two Minute Warning" immediately come to mind.
Harold Baughman10
Beautiful, Cheryl, and "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY"!
Harold