Rapper DMX arrested for medical identity theft

Posted by Cheryl Baumgartner
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Jul 24, 2008
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In honor of DMX's (real name Earl Simmons) recent indictment for identity theft I thought I'd try my hand at writing a rap


Don't feel too good yes I'm really sick
Gotta do something pretty quick
Gonna see the doc let him fix me up
Now he's going to make me pee in a cup

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way

X-rays, exams, paper gowns and tests
Nothing for me but the very best
He figured it out and gave me a shot
Now I'm back on stage and hot hot hot

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way

Spending my money living large and on bling
Gotta find a way to get out of this thing
DMX, that's just my AKA
Guess I'll say my name is Troy today

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way.
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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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MasterTikitak
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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Jeff Greene
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Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Jeff Greene
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Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Jeff Greene
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Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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Jennifer Underwood
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Promoter

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Jennifer Underwood
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Promoter

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Cheryl Baumgartner
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Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance

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just want my account deleted

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