"The Ballad Of The Legal Lady ", Happy Birthday Cheryl! LOL! :)
Happy Birthday, Cheryl! This Tune Is Sung To "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett" (The Beverly Hillbillies) Hope you enjoy it as much as I am! :)
Come and listen to a story 'bout a lady named Cheryl
She's In The Legal Business, Just A Nice Ol' Country Girl
If One Day Trouble's Darkening Your Mood
Just Call The Legal Lady And She Will Change Your 'Tood!
(Attitude that is, Just Fine, Mercy Me)
Well, One Day I Wuz Driven Down The Road
Below The Speed Limit, Cuz I'm Trailerin' A Load
A Texas County Mountie Started Tailgatin' Me
Then He Told Me To Pull Over For A "Copper" Look See
(Eyeball, That Is, Nice Car, Northern Tags...)
Well I knew this could be trouble so grabbed my cell phone
And Called The Legal Lady Sayin, Cheryl I Hope You're Home
When The Mountie Heard Me Mentionin' The Legal Lady's Name
He Said "Boy, Have A Nice Day" And I Told Him The Same
So If You're In A Heap Of Trouble Near Ol' San An-tone
Just Call The Legal Lady On Your Handy Telephone
Don't Let A Legal Matter Go A-Stressin' Out Your Health
Just Call The Legal Lady With The Pretty Nice Shelf
(Books, That Is, Reads A Lot, A Real Pro)
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Comments (33)
Emily Tanksley7
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
David Dubb11
ESL Coach + InternetWork Marketer
Dearest Cheryl,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY over here as well.
Beautiful song.
Take care.
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks Jen! It was a good one!
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
Happy Birthday!!!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I also think that it's in the public domain, too
But I'll have to check on that... I haven't written a jingle in a million years, Cheryl!
See what you did?
LOL! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
I thought about that myself. It's a catchy little tune and everyone already knows the melody!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wait til I get my voice back! LOL! :)
I'm gonna try to sing a Country tune, with a clipped Celtic accent! :)
This song might turn into a jingle for your shingle, Cheryl! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks we can change a few lyrics to SC tomorrow and it works for you too. Happy Birthday to you too
Robert A, Falace3
LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY Legal Lady!!! Love the video.
Many Blessings,
Jo-Ann
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I was going to sing it to you on GCAST, but I got myself serious frog in my throat, so I'll try for this week end! :)
Happy Birthday, Sugarbee! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Well now this is the first time anyone has written a song about me. Thank you I love it