"The Ballad Of The Legal Lady ", Happy Birthday Cheryl! LOL! :)
Happy Birthday, Cheryl! This Tune Is Sung To "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett" (The Beverly Hillbillies) Hope you enjoy it as much as I am! :)
Come and listen to a story 'bout a lady named Cheryl
She's In The Legal Business, Just A Nice Ol' Country Girl
If One Day Trouble's Darkening Your Mood
Just Call The Legal Lady And She Will Change Your 'Tood!
(Attitude that is, Just Fine, Mercy Me)
Well, One Day I Wuz Driven Down The Road
Below The Speed Limit, Cuz I'm Trailerin' A Load
A Texas County Mountie Started Tailgatin' Me
Then He Told Me To Pull Over For A "Copper" Look See
(Eyeball, That Is, Nice Car, Northern Tags...)
Well I knew this could be trouble so grabbed my cell phone
And Called The Legal Lady Sayin, Cheryl I Hope You're Home
When The Mountie Heard Me Mentionin' The Legal Lady's Name
He Said "Boy, Have A Nice Day" And I Told Him The Same
So If You're In A Heap Of Trouble Near Ol' San An-tone
Just Call The Legal Lady On Your Handy Telephone
Don't Let A Legal Matter Go A-Stressin' Out Your Health
Just Call The Legal Lady With The Pretty Nice Shelf
(Books, That Is, Reads A Lot, A Real Pro)
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Comments (33)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
My Cajun Stuffed Corn Chowder is like an empanada... I could make a sauce with blue crab to accompany it... either red, white or, garlic and herb
Dammit!
Now my mouth is watering, too! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
My mouth is waterin, the only this missing was the blue crab LOL!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
"Stuffed" Cajun Corn Chowder, packed with Shrimp And Crawfish... I'm working on recipes for a contest... This dish would probably be great party fare, because it can be served hot or cold... Watch for my blog! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
The real party is tomorrow! My sis and I are celebrating together since her birthday is tomorrow
Beth Schmillen10
Hapy Happy Birthday Cheryl!
Peaceful you are awesome to create this birthday party for Cheryl...I'm a little late in arriving so I hope Your Birthday, Cheryl, was wild and wonderful!
Beth
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Darn, I wish I could come to SA and make some of my award winning Tex Mex Blue Corn Pizza for your birthdays! :)
But you have the recipe, Cheryl-- Make one and pretend I'm there! LOL!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks Garnet, You're not too late since my birthday party won't occur until July 5th. My sis and I are both celebrating our birthdays then since they are so close. Mine was the 25th and hers is the 5th so we are doing a triple birthday celebration since we are throwing in 4th of July too!
Not Here8
just want my account deleted
Wow! So late for this one I almost have to wish you a happy 30th b-day instead ;-)
All the best and here's to many more Cheryl!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Yeah, it's got a " Catchy" or 'hooky" quality that makes for a great jingle! :)
I've written and recorded a song or two in my day ( about 67 or so), and I like this one a lot. I'm glad that you like it too, because one day some folks might walk up to you, and say 'There's the Legal Lady!" and begin singing it to you! :)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thank you all for your well wishes.
Just got in from Dallas and and had great training. Now I need to catch up with everything, but My "song" is a hit. It seems people think it's a catchy little tune!
Paula Gaon7
Hey Cheryl,
A little late, but the feeling are the same.
This way you don't get the post birthday
blues.
Wishing you many, many happy returns.
Have a great year!
Paula
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wow! It's so good to see all of your faces here!
It's been a very long time since there was a gathering of all you fine folks, and I'm glad that everyone seems to be in good spirits! :)
Have a brilliant day! :)
We must do this again, soon, and we will.... :)
Lisa G.9
Health Wellness & Wealth Consultant
Hi Cheryl. Hope you had the happiest of Birthdays!!!!!!!!!
Just look at how many folks love you, just here on APSense.
Love the song that Jeff wrote for you!! That's the sweetest thing for one of the sweetest ladies we all know!!!!! :-)
Happy Birthday, Cheryl
From: Lisa g.
Jean DAndrea7
Retired
Cheryl had a birthday just the other day,
Some of us missed the party - now what can I say?
"Happy Belated Birthday Cheryl", is all that comes to mind
Hope you had a great time, when you went out to dine.
I wish the Legal Lady all the best for the coming year,
May all your wishes come true, and you have lots of cheer.
Best I can do in a hurry ! :-)
Lisa Lomas11
Hello Peaceful & Cheryl,
May all your birthday wishes come true!
Keep smiling & having fun, we enjoy
your humor!!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
One day I'm gonna throw the biggest Bar-B-Q Known To Humankind, and you are all invited! :)
David Schupbach7
Thanks Jeff for letting me know about this!
Happy, Happy, Birthday Legal Lady!!!
Bet you can't believe your'e 29 already! ;-)
D
Arthur Webster7
Just plain honesty
All the very best wishes
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks everyone, I'm on my way to Dallas for the weekend . Got classes but I'll be back Sunday night!
Emily Tanksley7
Oh and I love the birthday song.....