Jan aka Jaz Green  
I received the following in an forwared email:


A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.



A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.



Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.



The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.



At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.......I'm a Gynecologist.



The Proctologist fainted.  



A proctologist, more often referred to as a colorectal surgeon, is a medical professional who specializes in diseases of the colon, rectum, and anus
Jul 31st 2009 12:07